perl Memes

Why Fight About Perl

Why Fight About Perl
The eternal horror of regular expressions strikes again! This SpongeBob meme perfectly captures the existential dread that regex induces in developers. For the uninitiated, that terrifying bottom-left panel contains an actual regex pattern that would make any sane programmer wake up in cold sweats. It's like someone sneezed on the keyboard and decided to call it "pattern matching." Perl was infamous for its heavy reliance on regex, turning simple string operations into cryptic incantations that look like they could summon elder gods. No wonder Patrick is traumatized - he's seen things no starfish should ever have to see.

The Regex Backslash Apocalypse

The Regex Backslash Apocalypse
Sweet mother of backslashes! The absolute AUDACITY of this developer thinking Vim regex and Perl regex are interchangeable! Honey, that's like showing up to a knife fight with a spoon! 💀 The final panel is the regex equivalent of a horror movie jumpscare - that unholy abomination of backslashes would make any text file burst into flames! And a 700MB text file?! Who hurt you?!

It's the only way my program works properly

It's the only way my program works properly | program-memes, function-memes, perl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AFTER ALL, WHY NOL. WHY SHOULDN'T I USE THE DEPRECATED FUNCTION THAT WORKS BETTER THAN THE NEW ONE

I Guess This Means Im Hot

iGuessThisMeansImHot | iphone-memes, perl-memes, reddit-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content John from HR john from hr you're either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there's no in-between. Twitter for iPhone 11.2K Retweets 124K Likes Posted in rsuicidebywords by ubittermidnight reddit

Should We Tell Him

shouldWeTellHim | programming-memes, developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, program-memes, perl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nathan Kellert X Knows English 1y I have been working as a fake software developer by copying and pasting for 9 years. I want to learn programming properly and become a real developer. What should I do?

Its Not Afactory Its Achurch

itsNotAFactoryItsAChurch | perl-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Most of the OOP World Perl, for some reason

Every New Project

everyNewProject | code-memes, perl-memes, ide-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME CODE THE ALGO CONFIGURE IDE PROPERLY CONFIGURE LINTER AND STUFF CHOOSE THE RIGHT FRAMEWORK imgfip.com

She has “True” as her last name and that breaks iCloud.

She has “True” as her last name and that breaks iCloud. | coding-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, apple-memes, perl-memes, http-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, cloud-memes, icloud-memes, language-memes, exception-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rachel True U RachelTrue Anyone else getting this error from Apple iCloud ? In past or now? I'm 6 months deep freeze looking for any help. I rem dead coding languages like kobalt.. this seems like an Apple coding issue - not hardware iCloud has stopped responding. An error has prevented this application from working properly. Help Apple improve its products by sending us diagnostic and usage information about iCloud. W Details REPORTED ERROR TITLE Type error: cannot set value 'true' to property "lastName" on REPORTED ERROR TYPE UNHANDLED EXCEPTION By clicking 'Send to Apple' you agree that Apple will collect and use this information as part of its support services and to improve its products and services. This report will include personal information such as your member name and user data. To learn more about Apple's Privacy Policy, see https:www.apple.comprivacy

You will never get me!

You will never get me! | perl-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DEAR FBI IN OBSERVANCE OF PRIDE MONTH PLEASE ADDRESS ME PROPERLY BY MY PREFERRED PRONOUN MY PRONOUN IS THEY; DROP TABLE SUSPECTS; -

How To Github Properly

howToGithubProperly | git-memes, github-memes, perl-memes, IT-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Shpota github-activity-generator A Disclaimer This script doesn't encourage you to cheat. Cheating is bad. But if anybody judges your professional skills by the graph on your GitHub profile (which carries no value), they deserve to see a rich graph. What it looks like Before 69 contributions in the last year roamn hour we count contrin After 1,761 contributions in the last year

Well Mom Is Always Right You Need To Try Harder

wellMomIsAlwaysRightYouNeedToTryHarder | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, software developer-memes, try-memes, random-memes, perl-memes, rds-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Omar Hernandez 3rd Software Developer 18h 0 Follow My mother had a look at my code today and said: "So, your job is about writing text using random English words and symbols in fancy colors? I do not know why you get so well paid for that. That text is not even properly aligned to the left." She would be a very good code reviewer. CEO 5,697 91 comments 49 shares

Time For Some Agile Training Workshops

timeForSomeAgileTrainingWorkshops | perl-memes, train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PRODUCT OWNER PROJECT MANAGER Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture 10Xdev with 25 y of experience and low tolerance for bullshit They're the same picture.