scala Memes

But Is It Scalable
Javascript Backend
1 month ago 13.2K views 0 shares
butIsItScalable | node-memes, scala-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content kube cluster with 20 nodes, 4 vCPUs each, autoscaling turned on your app with 12 users

Get it while it’s hot
Javascript Python Linux Debugging Frontend
2 months ago 28.7K views 0 shares
Get it while it’s hot | developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, code-memes, design-memes, try-memes, frontend-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, requirements-memes, scala-memes, email-memes, debug-memes, linkedin-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, component-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Frontend Developer Mentalyc Inc. United States (Remote) 2 minutes ago. 4 applicants 8hr - 15hr - Contract 1-10 employees Maria S. is hiring for this job :: See how you compare to 4 applicants. Try Premium for free Skills: React.js, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), 8 more in Easy Apply Save Meet the hiring team Maria S. 3rd Co-Founder and CEO at Mentalyc - Al Scribe For Psychoth... Message Job poster Linkedin member since 2014 You will work with us on a beautiful app that uses Al to write psychotherapy notes. Requirements Advanced practical knowledge of React, CSS, HTML Master of responsiveness (mobile and desktop app) Ability to work with imperfect design Understanding of advanced logic scalability, reusable components, etc Ability to work independently, solve problems, debug your code, and deliver timely Great English skills MUST DO Write an email with a link to your GitHub or other proof of competence to mariamentalyc.com (We will not review applications that didn't come with an email) We do not accept agencies and middlemen We will pay 10 per hour

The Future Is Here
Python AWS Frontend Backend Cloud
3 months ago 15.0K views 0 shares
theFutureIsHere | coding-memes, code-memes, development-memes, design-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, scala-memes, performance-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, div-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What You Will Be Doing Designing and building high-quality Al automations to streamline processes, enhance productivity, and deliver robust, scalable solutions across diverse applications Experimenting with state-of-the-art Al tools like GPT-4 Vision and Amazon CodeWhisperer, integrating them into our developmental process to assess and enhance their utility Evaluating and optimizing the implementation of Al solutions across various infrastructures, including AWS, to ensure seamless performance and integration What You Won't Be Doing Traditional coding - our Al does the heavy lifting, freeing you to innovate and strategize Being stuck on repetitive tasks - no two problems are the same

Crazy Software Engineers
Backend
3 months ago 3.5K views 0 shares
crazySoftwareEngineers | software-memes, engineer-memes, scala-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content One Way Road Check One Side Check Both Sides Check Both Sides The Sky I made a tool that automates environment checking before crossing the road, in fact, it is scalable so eventually we can adapt it to allow us to cross highways without risk

Gotta catch 'em all
Javascript Python Java Linux Frontend
3 months ago 45.8K views 0 shares
Gotta catch 'em all | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, catch-memes, git-memes, pandas-memes, scala-memes, numpy-memes, tensorflow-memes, oop-memes, flask-memes, hadoop-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, linkedin-memes, bootstrap-memes, c#-memes, spark-memes, keras-memes, jupyter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cct, krebase, neo4j, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

Software Architects Are The Root Of All Evil
Linux Microsoft Windows Frontend Backend
3 months ago 11.1K views 0 shares
softwareArchitectsAreTheRootOfAllEvil | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, git-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Repos at Megacorporations We put all of Windows in We put all 2 billion lines of All 20 million lines of the one git repo so developers our webservices in a single Linux kernel are in one git only need 1 PR to make repo to make life easy for repo so every developer can changes. developers. have their own copy. Repos at small, cargo culting companies Added a function to a Changing one thing needs Having everything in its Every library and executable library? Bump the sever PRs into 5 repos with 2 own repo will enable code should have its own repo for and make a PR into every approvals each. reuse (AKA legacy crap that scalability. repo that depends on it to This is just how it's done will never die). update the requirement. in the real world.

Club Penguin Os
Backend AWS Cloud
4 months ago 4.4K views 0 shares
clubPenguinOs | aws-memes, scala-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Club penguin is deadass the only recognizable thing ther 7hdmz 7hdmz 2d be that guy What a boring guy, I bet he has no conversation subjects coursera C US EScala aws

No Patrick
Backend
4 months ago 3.6K views 0 shares
noPatrick | scala-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NO PATRICK PUTTING THE APP IN CLOUD WONT MAKE IT MAGICALLY SCALABLE

I wonder why Elon musk's name is hard-coded into the Open Source Twitter Algorithm...
Javascript Backend
4 months ago 8.2K views 0 shares
I wonder why Elon musk's name is hard-coded into the Open Source Twitter Algorithm... | code-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, algorithm-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, date-memes, component-memes, open source-memes, twitter-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content the-algorithm home-mixer server sc main scala com twitter homemixer functionalcomponent decorator HomeTweetTypePredicates.scala Top Code Blame 250 lines (246 loc) 12.4 KB Raw 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 ProdrammerHumor io "conversation modulehas2displayed tweets", getOrElse (ConversationModule2DisplayedTweetsFeature, false)) , ("conversationmodulehasgap", getOrElse (ConversationModuleHasGapFeature, false)) , ("served inrecaptweet candidate moduleinjection", false), ("servedinthreaded conversationmodule", false), "authoriselon" candidate candidate .getOrElse (AuthorIdFeature, None) .contains (candidate getOrElse (DDGStatsElonFeati

Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour
Javascript Swift php Java StackOverflow
5 months ago 26.3K views 0 shares
Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, scala-memes, c#-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FULL STACK DEVELOPER What companies think they get What they actually get Buy 1 get EREI Front-end dev Back-end dev Knou-a-bit-of-everything dev

Political Compass Check
Backend
5 months ago 3.9K views 0 shares
politicalCompassCheck | scala-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What a boring guy, I bet he has no conversation subjects coursera Clean Code US Scala aws

I Dropped The Soap
Python Testing Backend
5 months ago 8.9K views 0 shares
iDroppedTheSoap | testing-memes, test-memes, xml-memes, scala-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, object-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Testing SOAP API's 20 Years Ago "now that ive written custom xml object mappers for all these api endpoints i can finally ask my mom to get off the phone to send this SOAP request" Testing REST API's now "I press red green yellow buttons on swagger ui, redocly, scalar, postman etc"