xml Memes

Inventor Of Bash Inventing Xml

inventorOfBashInventingXML | xml-memes, bash-memes, ML-memes, dependencies-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lukas Eder lukaseder If the inventor of bash had invented also XML: dependencies dependency groupldorg.jooqdipuorg artifactldjoogditcafitra vonedneped seicnedneped

Why Cant We Have

whyCantWeHave | xml-memes, ML-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people There are 4 rules I wish for single line comments in XML

I Dropped The Soap

iDroppedTheSoap | testing-memes, test-memes, xml-memes, scala-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, object-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Testing SOAP API's 20 Years Ago "now that ive written custom xml object mappers for all these api endpoints i can finally ask my mom to get off the phone to send this SOAP request" Testing REST API's now "I press red green yellow buttons on swagger ui, redocly, scalar, postman etc"

Stack Overflowed

stackOverflowed | java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, server-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, xml-memes, azure-memes, rest-memes, overflow-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Daily duties: Fix minor bugs ProdrammerHumor.io Requirements: 5 years experience C, NET, MVC, Xamarian, Azure, SQL Server, REST, Java, SOAP, WSDL, XML, XSLT, PATH, Jax RS, Hibernate

Stupid Xmlhttp Request

stupidXMLHttpRequest | xml-memes, http-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content W3C Headquarters How do we write abbreviations in camelCase? like normal words all caps Hear me out... Employee of the month

So You Are Still Using Regex To Parse Html

soYouAreStillUsingRegexToParseHTML | programmer-memes, html-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, regex-memes, xml-memes, rest-memes, express-memes, parsing-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, space-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6 Locked. There are disputes about this answer's content being resolved at this time. It is not currently accepting new interactions. 4406 V You can't parse XHTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-rege questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Rege queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and rege go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The center cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of corrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radianc destroving all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking from your eyes like liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see it it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY;FAC h god no NO NOOOO NO stop the an' les ap notresi ZGO iS TONg THE PONY, IF COM Have you tried using an XML parser instead?

What If Everything Was Ajoke

whatIfEverythingWasAJoke | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Coq: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft ProcrammerHumor

When you accidentally open an XML file in Visual Studio Code

When you accidentally open an XML file in Visual Studio Code | code-memes, visual studio-memes, xml-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content VisualStudio The 10-line mi file I just double- clicked

ChatGPT: in gangster rap style, give the top five most important things about XML

ChatGPT: in gangster rap style, give the top five most important things about XML | web-memes, data-memes, xml-memes, list-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MM in a gangster rap style, give the top five most important things about XML, use lots of curse words Yo, listen up, I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge bombs, 'Bout XML, the language that keeps web sht calm. So here are the top five, no time for no bull, Straight talk, no filters, yeah, it's time to be real. Number one, XML's all 'bout structured data, Tags and elements, keepin' it clean, playa. With opening and closing, it's like a rhyme scheme, Wrap that sht up, XML's the king of the scene.

Xml Vs Json

xmlVsJson | json-memes, xml-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content XML JSON Judi

Big brained meme I created

Big brained meme I created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, electron-memes, git-memes, data-memes, xml-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language!1 It's not turing-complete!!1 You are not a real programmer!!1 34 34 HTML is a programming language. 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 HTML is a programming language because it is declarative instructions meant to be executed by a computer. Turing-completeness does not determine whether a language is a programming one or not. Does that mean that data formatting standards, such as XML, LaTeX, Roff etc. are really programming languages? Yes, because ultimately a programming language is an artificial abstract categorization we setup to refer to different rules and data. CSS, Conway's game of life, REAL life and digital electronics are all turing complete yet most people wouldn't call them 14 programming langauges. Why? Because it's 2 0.1 semantics. Either way, most people who laugh at "HTML isn't a 130 145 programming langauge memes are brainlets.

Id Rather Traverse Aminefield Than An Xmltree

idRatherTraverseAMinefieldThanAnXMLTree | xml-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN A NEW PROIECT COMES IN AND I REALIZE I WILL BE PARSING MIL FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS