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Stop The Functional Madness
Programming Algorithms
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Stop The Functional Madness
Functional programming: where simple loops become philosophical dissertations on category theory. The cult that promised elegance but delivered AbstractWidgetLocalizerManagerFactoryBean instead. You know you've reached peak programming enlightenment when asking for a simple function requires a PhD in mathematics and the ability to understand what a monad actually is (spoiler: nobody knows, they just pretend). The functional purists have been making us write fold and curry functions for years while secretly laughing at how we've traded straightforward code for the privilege of feeling superior at meetups. And we fell for it. Hook, line, and higher-order function.

They Don't Know About Monads
Programming Algorithms
25 days ago 86.7K views 0 shares
They Don't Know About Monads
Ah, the Haskell evangelist at the party. Standing alone in the corner, sipping his drink, silently judging everyone's inferior programming paradigms. He's mastered monads—those abstract mathematical structures that let you chain operations together—and desperately wants someone, anyone , to ask about them. Meanwhile, the rest of the party has collectively agreed to avoid eye contact lest they trigger another 45-minute lecture on pure functional programming and why their favorite language is "just a monad in a trenchcoat." The functional programming equivalent of a vegan who crossfits.

A Haskell Noob
Programming Algorithms Math
27 days ago 100.8K views 0 shares
A Haskell Noob
That moment when you dive into Haskell and suddenly realize your entire programming existence has been a lie. "Where is the loop?" is the functional programming equivalent of a fish asking "where is the bicycle?" Pure functional languages don't do loops—they do recursion and higher-order functions like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, you're standing there like John Travolta, coat in hand, wondering if you accidentally downloaded a programming language or an abstract math thesis. Welcome to Haskell, where imperative programmers come to question their reality.

I Want To Love Haskell But
Programming
2 months ago 45.7K views 0 shares
iWantToLoveHaskellBut | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You need to document your The type signature libraries so new programmers can understand what the functions dol is right there!

Std Transform
Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend
3 months ago 46.5K views 0 shares
stdTransform | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MAP PYTHON MAP JAVASCRIPT MAP JAVA MAP RUBY MAP HASKELL STD-TRANSFORM C hgflip.com

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney
Backend
4 months ago 46.0K views 0 shares
Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, matlab-memes, kotlin-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASSEMBLY HASKELL MATLAB heatvsheth. conner Chphois. and Cacig HOLY C OBJECTIVE-C RUST coot her venger croung C GIGA C COBOL HTMLCSS JAVA JAVASCRIPT Peavon ponon vanK parnnoor PERL PHP PYTHON SCALA SOL SWIFT Ge so orr greateng digor FORTRAN GO KOTLIN Ro wpuror. aage salee a)) fea pre inquar LISP R RUBY VISUAL BASIC

This Was Personal
Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend
4 months ago 38.4K views 0 shares
thisWasPersonal | coding-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, haskell-memes, bot-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WG wordgrammer wordgrammer - 3h Rust was designed for people good at coding but bad at math. Python was designed for people good at math but bad at coding. Haskell was designed for people that are good at both. JavaScript was designed for people that are good at neither.

The choice is clear!
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4 months ago 45.9K views 0 shares
The choice is clear! | java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, js-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Allman while (x y) func10); func2 (); Horstmann while (x y) func1 (); func2 () ; Allman while X y: func1 () func20 C, C, Java, JS Kernighan Ritchie GNU while (x y) func1 (); func2 (); while (x y) func1 (); func2 (); Haskell style Ratliff style while (x y) func1 () ; func20) while (x y) func1 (); func2(); Python: Kernighan Ritchie GNU while X y: func1 () func2 () while X y: func1 () func2 () Whitesmiths while (x y) func1(); func2 (); Lisp style while (x y) func1 (); func2(); Whitesmiths while X y: func1 () func20 Horstmann while X y: func1 () func2 () Haskell style while X V: func1() func2 () Ratliff style while X y: func1 () func2 () Lisp style while X y: func1 ( ) func2 ()

People Say Cpp Is Shit
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4 months ago 57.0K views 0 shares
peopleSayCppIsShit | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, ssh-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rust Python JavaScript Haskell C Outside Safety Easy SIN 3. Pure Functional Inside unsafe 3 de, CDLL ("83.so") 83.80. () du -sh modules 100G da-modules how(to(do(real( thingsin(pure( language (80) ))) Fete Safety pure Functional Easy

Javascript Is Question Mark
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5 months ago 50.5K views 0 shares
javascriptIsQuestionMark | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING

Has Side Effects
Programming
5 months ago 29.9K views 0 shares
hasSideEffects | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHY DID THE HASKELL PROGRAMMER REFUSE THE HEADACHE MEDICINE? DON'T KNOW, WHY BECAUSE IT HAS SIDE EFFECTS

Accurate
php Swift Apple Java Backend
6 months ago 33.6K views 0 shares
Accurate | programmer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, program-memes, try-memes, haskell-memes, apple-memes, swift-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING EXPLAINED WITH MUSIC PHP IS COUNTRI IT SUCKS BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE y toggl JAVASCRIPT 15 A ONE-MAN BAND. IT DOES EVERYTHING (THOUGE): IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T C IS HARD ROCK - IT USED TO BE PRETTY POPULAR BUT MOST PEOPLE HAVE OUTGROWN CSS IS MUMBLE RAP- ANYONE CAN DO IT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PROGRAMMER HASKELL IS JAZZ - COMPLEX, BUT INCREDIBLY pOWERFUL AND FLEXIBLE (IF YOU KNOW HOw USE SWIFT IS U2-YOU HavE IT BECAUSE APPLE GAVE IT O YOU JAVA IS AN OBSCURE 17-CENTURY SYMPHONY - YOU HAvE To TAKE A CLASS To KNOW ABOUT IT. LISP IS BLACK METAL - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT AND ITS FaNg MaKE PEOPLE NERVOUS MART VIRKUS '19