haskell Memes

I Want To Love Haskell But

iWantToLoveHaskellBut | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You need to document your The type signature libraries so new programmers can understand what the functions dol is right there!

Std Transform

stdTransform | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MAP PYTHON MAP JAVASCRIPT MAP JAVA MAP RUBY MAP HASKELL STD-TRANSFORM C hgflip.com

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, matlab-memes, kotlin-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASSEMBLY HASKELL MATLAB heatvsheth. conner Chphois. and Cacig HOLY C OBJECTIVE-C RUST coot her venger croung C GIGA C COBOL HTMLCSS JAVA JAVASCRIPT Peavon ponon vanK parnnoor PERL PHP PYTHON SCALA SOL SWIFT Ge so orr greateng digor FORTRAN GO KOTLIN Ro wpuror. aage salee a)) fea pre inquar LISP R RUBY VISUAL BASIC

This Was Personal

thisWasPersonal | coding-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, haskell-memes, bot-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WG wordgrammer wordgrammer - 3h Rust was designed for people good at coding but bad at math. Python was designed for people good at math but bad at coding. Haskell was designed for people that are good at both. JavaScript was designed for people that are good at neither.

The choice is clear!

The choice is clear! | java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, js-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Allman while (x y) func10); func2 (); Horstmann while (x y) func1 (); func2 () ; Allman while X y: func1 () func20 C, C, Java, JS Kernighan Ritchie GNU while (x y) func1 (); func2 (); while (x y) func1 (); func2 (); Haskell style Ratliff style while (x y) func1 () ; func20) while (x y) func1 (); func2(); Python: Kernighan Ritchie GNU while X y: func1 () func2 () while X y: func1 () func2 () Whitesmiths while (x y) func1(); func2 (); Lisp style while (x y) func1 (); func2(); Whitesmiths while X y: func1 () func20 Horstmann while X y: func1 () func2 () Haskell style while X V: func1() func2 () Ratliff style while X y: func1 () func2 () Lisp style while X y: func1 ( ) func2 ()

People Say Cpp Is Shit

peopleSayCppIsShit | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, ssh-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rust Python JavaScript Haskell C Outside Safety Easy SIN 3. Pure Functional Inside unsafe 3 de, CDLL ("83.so") 83.80. () du -sh modules 100G da-modules how(to(do(real( thingsin(pure( language (80) ))) Fete Safety pure Functional Easy

Javascript Is Question Mark

javascriptIsQuestionMark | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING

Has Side Effects

hasSideEffects | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHY DID THE HASKELL PROGRAMMER REFUSE THE HEADACHE MEDICINE? DON'T KNOW, WHY BECAUSE IT HAS SIDE EFFECTS

Accurate

Accurate | programmer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, program-memes, try-memes, haskell-memes, apple-memes, swift-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING EXPLAINED WITH MUSIC PHP IS COUNTRI IT SUCKS BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE y toggl JAVASCRIPT 15 A ONE-MAN BAND. IT DOES EVERYTHING (THOUGE): IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T C IS HARD ROCK - IT USED TO BE PRETTY POPULAR BUT MOST PEOPLE HAVE OUTGROWN CSS IS MUMBLE RAP- ANYONE CAN DO IT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PROGRAMMER HASKELL IS JAZZ - COMPLEX, BUT INCREDIBLY pOWERFUL AND FLEXIBLE (IF YOU KNOW HOw USE SWIFT IS U2-YOU HavE IT BECAUSE APPLE GAVE IT O YOU JAVA IS AN OBSCURE 17-CENTURY SYMPHONY - YOU HAvE To TAKE A CLASS To KNOW ABOUT IT. LISP IS BLACK METAL - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT AND ITS FaNg MaKE PEOPLE NERVOUS MART VIRKUS '19

I Hate Energy Footprint So Ican Use Python Right

iHateEnergyFootprintSoICanUsePythonRight | programming-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, typescript-memes, perl-memes, http-memes, dart-memes, search-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, comment-memes, public-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

What If Everything Was Ajoke

whatIfEverythingWasAJoke | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Coq: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft ProcrammerHumor

Haskell Vs Cpp

haskellVsCpp | haskell-memes, class-memes, public-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TEMPLATETYPENAME T CLASS BINARYTREE PUBLIC: TVALUE: BINARYTREE LEFT; BINARYTREE RIGHT; BINARYTREET VAL) : VALUERVAL), LEFTINULLPTRI, RIGHT(NULLPTRI -BINARYTREEO DELETE LEFT; DELETE RIGHT; DATA BINARYTREE As EMPTYINODEA RINARYTREE AD (BINARVTREE AD