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Linkedin Moment
Programming AI Webdev React Javascript
1 day ago 62.1K views 0 shares
Linkedin Moment
Ah, the classic LinkedIn clickbait switcheroo! Someone's proudly announcing their addiction to the "PORN stack" - which turns out to be P ostgreSQL, O penAI, R eact, and N ext.js. The perfect tech stack for your resume and guaranteed heart attacks for HR departments everywhere. Bonus points for the 703 reactions from developers who nearly spat out their coffee before realizing it's just another tech acronym. Job recruiters must be having a field day with their keyword searches!

Itaint Goes Easyfor Programmers
Linux AI
3 days ago 64.5K views 0 shares
Itaint Goes Easyfor Programmers
Content in Linkedin You appeared in 367 searches this week Woah. So where's my job?

The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
Programming
3 days ago 59.5K views 0 shares
The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these LinkedIn recruiters! One minute they're sliding into your DMs with "I found your profile IMPRESSIVE" and the next—POOF!—they vanish into thin air the SECOND you dare ask about compensation! 💸 It's like watching a magician perform the world's fastest disappearing act, except the only thing being sawed in half is your patience! The recruiter's ghost game is STRONGER than their actual recruiting skills! And don't even get me started on the "competitive salary" nonsense... competitive with WHAT? A part-time job at the dollar store?!

Updating My CV As We Speak
Git Webdev Programming
3 days ago 63.6K views 0 shares
Updating My CV As We Speak
Ah, the classic "one-line commit to fame" pipeline! Nothing says "senior developer material" like fixing a typo in the README and immediately updating your LinkedIn with "Core Contributor at Major FOSS Project." The best part? That single docs update probably took 3 hours of fighting with the project's arcane contribution guidelines, two rejected PRs, and a heated discussion about Oxford commas in the issue tracker. But hey, that GitHub green square is worth its weight in gold during job interviews!

Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding
Programming Rust
13 days ago 76.7K views 0 shares
Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding
The instant transformation from coding noob to "seasoned polyglot" is a sacred developer tradition. Copy-paste a "Hello World" example, struggle with the compiler for 20 minutes, then suddenly you're "proficient" in Rust on LinkedIn. The Squirtle squad here perfectly represents junior devs strutting into interviews with their resume listing 17 languages they've used exactly once. Meanwhile, hiring managers are desperately trying to find someone who actually knows how to reverse a linked list without Googling it first.

Where Is My Job Offer?
Programming
14 days ago 57.1K views 0 shares
Where Is My Job Offer?
LinkedIn's notification system: the ultimate developer tease. Getting excited about appearing in 367 searches only to realize those HR people and recruiters ghosted you faster than an uncaught exception. The classic tech industry paradox – somehow you're simultaneously "highly visible" and completely invisible. It's like having 100% test coverage but your app still crashes in production.

The Five-Month Job Opportunity Revival
Webdev Programming Databases Frontend Backend
16 days ago 66.0K views 0 shares
The Five-Month Job Opportunity Revival
When that recruiter message from 5 months ago suddenly becomes relevant because your current project is imploding! The five-month gap between "I am looking for a person to build a data or webdev project with" and the developer's sudden interest is the digital equivalent of finding that one sock you lost two years ago—right when you've given up and thrown away its partner. Nothing says "my current situation has dramatically deteriorated" quite like revisiting ancient LinkedIn messages with newfound enthusiasm. That "Why lol" response is basically code for "my Git repository is on fire and my boss just asked if I've updated my resume recently."

Ninety-Five Percent AI Generated
AI Programming
20 days ago 129.3K views 0 shares
Ninety-Five Percent AI Generated
Ah, the startup world's latest religion: AI-generated code. This guy wants engineers "maxing out Cursor requests" like they're collecting Pokemon cards. Because nothing says "innovative startup" like having machines write 95% of your codebase while engineers sit around becoming "vibe coders." Next week's LinkedIn post: "If your developers are still typing code manually, you might as well be using stone tablets and chisels." Meanwhile, the engineers who actually understand their systems are quietly updating their resumes.

Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition
Programming Devops
23 days ago 58.2K views 0 shares
Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition
The job title inflation chart nobody asked for but everyone needed. Same person, different LinkedIn profile updates as they discover the salary brackets. "Coder" is the angry intern fixing bugs for pizza. "Programmer" is what you call yourself after learning a for-loop. "Developer" comes with the first paycheck that covers rent. "Software Engineer" appears magically after your first successful pull request. "Software Architect" is just you refusing to write code while drawing boxes on whiteboards at 3x the salary.

Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Programming
25 days ago 77.4K views 1 shares
Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Tech success recipe: 4:30 AM wakeups, cold showers, gratitude journals, meditation, and—plot twist—having a dad who owns the company. Turns out the secret "hustle" ingredient was nepotism all along. Next week on LinkedIn: How I became CEO by drinking raw eggs and inheriting generational wealth.

Queue The Crickets
Agile Programming
27 days ago 78.7K views 0 shares
Queue The Crickets
The modern developer's immunity to recruiter spam has reached legendary status. After years of "Hi {first_name}" messages and "exciting opportunities" that pay in exposure and free snacks, we've evolved strict filtering criteria. Six figures? Remote work? No agile ceremonies where I pretend to care about story points? Suddenly the recruiter has our attention. It's not that we're difficult—we've just been burned enough times to know exactly what we want. That awkward silence when the recruiter realizes they can't offer any of those things? Priceless. Almost as valuable as the 4 hours of my life I'll never get back from that "quick technical chat" that turned into implementing a binary tree from scratch.

A New Social Network For Web Devs
Webdev Javascript Programming StackOverflow Frontend
1 month ago 85.9K views 0 shares
A New Social Network For Web Devs
Finally, a social network where I can showcase my true skills: writing HTML tags that break in production but somehow work in dev. "CodedIn" - where your profile strength is measured by how many Stack Overflow questions you've copied without understanding. Connect with other developers who also pretend to know what they're doing.