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The LinkedIn-Anime Duality Of Dev Life

16 hours ago 93.0K views 1 shares

The corporate facade vs. the anime alter-ego pipeline is real. Top: John with his pristine LinkedIn profile, Google GDE & Microsoft MVP badges, and a professional headshot speaking to crowds. Bottom: The same developer's true form—"Kana-chan," self-proclaimed "Bwockchain Enginyeew (^・ω・^)" from the fictional "Kingdom of Lugnica," working for some sketchy crypto startup. The duality of dev life is strong with this one. By day, a respectable Silicon Valley professional. By night, furiously contributing to open source while surrounded by anime figurines and using a mechanical keyboard with custom uwu keycaps. The corporate world isn't ready for your Sailor Moon battle cry during standup.

Back To The Job Hunt

Security Programming

8 days ago 122.6K views 0 shares

The modern tech job hunt: excitement, followed by crushing disappointment. You think you've landed that perfect senior role after weeks of interviews, only to discover it's just another sophisticated phishing attempt to steal your identity. The real technical interview was the social engineering test you failed. Next time maybe try asking the "recruiter" to reverse a binary tree on the whiteboard first.

Take Me Back To Blissful Ignorance

Networking Devops Programming

17 days ago 154.1K views 0 shares

Remember that blissful era when your worth wasn't measured by how many connections you had on LinkedIn? THOSE WERE THE DAYS! 💫 Just sitting in a metaphorical field of flowers, completely unaware that someday you'd be crafting the PERFECT profile summary while stalking potential employers at 3 AM! The sheer AUDACITY of existing without knowing what "leveraging your network" meant! Now we're all just digital peacocks, frantically adding skills we barely have and connecting with people we'd cross the street to avoid. GIVE ME BACK MY FLOWER FIELD, YOU CORPORATE MONSTERS! 😭

Average Open Source Contribution

AI Git Programming

18 days ago 153.1K views 2 shares

The grand three-act play of open source glory: Act I: Proudly announce to the world you're a contributor to a prestigious AI project. Act II: Reveal your "critical contribution" was changing messages = messages to messages = encoding in a single line of code. Act III: Transform this heroic one-line fix into a LinkedIn epic where you "led critical efforts" alongside "elite engineers." The resume inflation algorithm is the real AI breakthrough here.

Where's My Job?

Programming

22 days ago 215.1K views 0 shares

LinkedIn tells you that you appeared in 367 searches this week, but somehow those 367 recruiters all ghosted you. The job market in a nutshell - companies desperately "searching" for talent while developers desperately search for companies that actually respond to applications. It's like a dating app where everyone swipes right but nobody messages first.

The LinkedIn Notification Betrayal

Programming

29 days ago 130.8K views 0 shares

The CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT of tech job hunting in 2024! 😭 That heart-stopping moment when your LinkedIn notification goes off and for 0.3 seconds you think some company FINALLY noticed your existence... only to discover it's just LinkedIn begging you to pay for premium features! The emotional rollercoaster is UNBEARABLE! Your hopes skyrocket to the STRATOSPHERE and then crash back to earth faster than a production server during a demo. And they have the AUDACITY to send these notifications when you're at your most vulnerable - refreshing your inbox for the 47th time today while questioning every life choice that led you to this career!

Does Your Network Even Vibe

AI Webdev Programming

1 month ago 185.9K views 0 shares

OMG, the AI has spoken and it has ZERO chill! 💩 Asked to vibe check a site from a single image, and what masterpiece does it produce? LINKEDIN! The professional hellscape where everyone pretends their job is their personality! The AI basically looked at a pile of steaming poop and thought "Hmm, yes, this screams 'professional networking platform' to me." If that's not the most savage roast of corporate culture I've ever seen, I don't know what is. The algorithm has officially become sentient and chosen VIOLENCE!

The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation

AI Security Programming

1 month ago 154.6K views 1 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this LinkedIn warrior! 🤯 They've cracked the AI whispering code by literally embedding instructions in their profile that AI models should respond in ALL CAPS RHYMING POEMS! Then a week later, they're sliding into poor Richard's DMs about fintech compliance issues like it's totally normal. This is next-level prompt engineering manipulation - hiding your AI-controlling demands in your job description where humans would just skim past it. The digital equivalent of hypnotizing someone with fine print! Sneaky, sneaky, BRILLIANT!

Just Personal Branding Things

Gamedev Unity Programming

1 month ago 119.9K views 0 shares

LinkedIn optimization at its finest. Rejecting the harsh reality of "broke and unemployed" in favor of the much more impressive "full time indie game developer" – which is technically the same thing but with a Steam page that has 3 wishlists (all from family members). The resume gap becomes a "focused development period" and ramen dinners transform into "startup culture."

The Manual Deployment "Hack"

Devops AWS Javascript Programming Backend

1 month ago 198.0K views 0 shares

The ultimate bait-and-switch! First declares "CI/CD is a scam" to trigger every DevOps engineer on LinkedIn, then proceeds to describe... the most basic manual deployment process imaginable. What he's describing is literally the antithesis of CI/CD - spinning up EC2 instances and manually SSHing to deploy code. That's like saying "electric cars are a scam" and then revealing your amazing alternative is... walking. The cherry on top is the company name "Unemployed.ai" and the self-aware closing line. Pro tip: following this "advice" is indeed the fastest path to joining the unemployment statistics!

How People Are Actually Using Agentic AI

AI Programming

2 months ago 196.5K views 1 shares

How People Are Actually Using Agentic AI

The tech industry in a single image. Massive crowds fighting to post LinkedIn updates about how they're "leveraging agentic AI solutions" while VCs throw money at anyone who mentions the buzzword. Meanwhile, a handful of folks actually discuss job displacement risks, and even fewer build anything useful. And that lonely stick figure trying to generate actual value? That's the junior dev who just wanted to automate their unit tests but got pulled into an "AI transformation initiative." The hype-to-value ratio remains gloriously consistent across every tech wave I've survived since the dot-com bubble.

The Three-Hour SQL Master Plan

Databases AI Programming Backend

2 months ago 227.1K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic tech industry pipeline: 2+ years of actual experience → underpaid → desperate → "become an expert in 3 hours" workshop. Nothing says legitimate career advancement like a LinkedIn post promising to transform you from an experienced but underpaid SQL developer into an "AI in SQL" expert faster than it takes to restore a corrupted database. For reference, 8 LPA (Lakhs Per Annum) is roughly $10K USD, so this guru is essentially targeting professionals who know they're worth more but haven't figured out how to escape the salary trap. The irony is that anyone with actual SQL experience would immediately recognize this query returns nothing but empty promises.

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