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Where's My Job?

1 day ago 188.5K views 0 shares

LinkedIn tells you that you appeared in 367 searches this week, but somehow those 367 recruiters all ghosted you. The job market in a nutshell - companies desperately "searching" for talent while developers desperately search for companies that actually respond to applications. It's like a dating app where everyone swipes right but nobody messages first.

The LinkedIn Notification Betrayal

Programming

9 days ago 120.1K views 0 shares

The CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT of tech job hunting in 2024! 😭 That heart-stopping moment when your LinkedIn notification goes off and for 0.3 seconds you think some company FINALLY noticed your existence... only to discover it's just LinkedIn begging you to pay for premium features! The emotional rollercoaster is UNBEARABLE! Your hopes skyrocket to the STRATOSPHERE and then crash back to earth faster than a production server during a demo. And they have the AUDACITY to send these notifications when you're at your most vulnerable - refreshing your inbox for the 47th time today while questioning every life choice that led you to this career!

Does Your Network Even Vibe

AI Webdev Programming

10 days ago 166.8K views 0 shares

OMG, the AI has spoken and it has ZERO chill! 💩 Asked to vibe check a site from a single image, and what masterpiece does it produce? LINKEDIN! The professional hellscape where everyone pretends their job is their personality! The AI basically looked at a pile of steaming poop and thought "Hmm, yes, this screams 'professional networking platform' to me." If that's not the most savage roast of corporate culture I've ever seen, I don't know what is. The algorithm has officially become sentient and chosen VIOLENCE!

The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation

AI Security Programming

26 days ago 130.1K views 1 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this LinkedIn warrior! 🤯 They've cracked the AI whispering code by literally embedding instructions in their profile that AI models should respond in ALL CAPS RHYMING POEMS! Then a week later, they're sliding into poor Richard's DMs about fintech compliance issues like it's totally normal. This is next-level prompt engineering manipulation - hiding your AI-controlling demands in your job description where humans would just skim past it. The digital equivalent of hypnotizing someone with fine print! Sneaky, sneaky, BRILLIANT!

Just Personal Branding Things

Gamedev Unity Programming

29 days ago 104.5K views 0 shares

LinkedIn optimization at its finest. Rejecting the harsh reality of "broke and unemployed" in favor of the much more impressive "full time indie game developer" – which is technically the same thing but with a Steam page that has 3 wishlists (all from family members). The resume gap becomes a "focused development period" and ramen dinners transform into "startup culture."

The Manual Deployment "Hack"

Devops AWS Javascript Programming Backend

1 month ago 154.9K views 0 shares

The ultimate bait-and-switch! First declares "CI/CD is a scam" to trigger every DevOps engineer on LinkedIn, then proceeds to describe... the most basic manual deployment process imaginable. What he's describing is literally the antithesis of CI/CD - spinning up EC2 instances and manually SSHing to deploy code. That's like saying "electric cars are a scam" and then revealing your amazing alternative is... walking. The cherry on top is the company name "Unemployed.ai" and the self-aware closing line. Pro tip: following this "advice" is indeed the fastest path to joining the unemployment statistics!

How People Are Actually Using Agentic AI

AI Programming

1 month ago 149.8K views 1 shares

How People Are Actually Using Agentic AI

The tech industry in a single image. Massive crowds fighting to post LinkedIn updates about how they're "leveraging agentic AI solutions" while VCs throw money at anyone who mentions the buzzword. Meanwhile, a handful of folks actually discuss job displacement risks, and even fewer build anything useful. And that lonely stick figure trying to generate actual value? That's the junior dev who just wanted to automate their unit tests but got pulled into an "AI transformation initiative." The hype-to-value ratio remains gloriously consistent across every tech wave I've survived since the dot-com bubble.

The Three-Hour SQL Master Plan

Databases AI Programming Backend

1 month ago 212.1K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic tech industry pipeline: 2+ years of actual experience → underpaid → desperate → "become an expert in 3 hours" workshop. Nothing says legitimate career advancement like a LinkedIn post promising to transform you from an experienced but underpaid SQL developer into an "AI in SQL" expert faster than it takes to restore a corrupted database. For reference, 8 LPA (Lakhs Per Annum) is roughly $10K USD, so this guru is essentially targeting professionals who know they're worth more but haven't figured out how to escape the salary trap. The irony is that anyone with actual SQL experience would immediately recognize this query returns nothing but empty promises.

Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy

Programming Agile

1 month ago 156.0K views 0 shares

Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy

Ah, the legendary "Junior Vibe Coder" position! Because apparently writing code isn't enough anymore—you need to pass the vibe check too. Companies out here looking for developers who can both reverse a binary tree AND maintain immaculate vibes during a production outage at 3 AM. The best part? That one-week review time. Translation: "We'll ghost you for 7 days while we find someone with better vibes who'll work for less money." Remember when job titles made sense? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Resume-Driven Development: The Light Bulb Edition

Programming Devops Agile

1 month ago 147.8K views 0 shares

Resume-Driven Development: The Light Bulb Edition

The classic resume inflation algorithm at work! What's funnier than watching someone transform the mundane task of screwing in a light bulb into what sounds like they single-handedly revolutionized NASA's illumination infrastructure. The deployment terminology is particularly chef's-kiss - as if changing a bulb involved CI/CD pipelines and a Kubernetes cluster. And let's appreciate the "zero cost overruns" metric... because spending $2 on a light bulb is definitely within budget parameters. Next time you update your LinkedIn, remember: you didn't just fix a bug - you "architected and implemented a mission-critical exception handling framework with 100% resolution rate."

Sweet Catharsis Of Power

Programming

1 month ago 89.3K views 0 shares

That glorious moment of power when a LinkedIn recruiter messages you about an "exciting opportunity" while you're comfortably employed. Suddenly you're no longer the desperate peasant begging for scraps—you're aristocracy, looking down your powdered nose at their "competitive salary" and "ping pong tables." The tables have turned, and now you get to ghost them after a single conversation. Revolutionary!

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