The Arsonist Firefighter Syndrome

The AUDACITY of business engineering programs! 😤 First they LURE you in with fancy business talk, then SURPRISE! Programming lectures appear out of NOWHERE! You start getting excited about Java and OOP like "Ooh, I'm a real programmer now!" Then BAM! 💥 They hit you with the ULTIMATE BETRAYAL - coding ON PAPER! No compiler, no autocomplete, just you and your PATHETIC human memory trying to remember if semicolons go at the end of every line. The CRUELTY is simply BEYOND COMPREHENSION! It's like being taught to swim and then being tested in a desert. DIABOLICAL!

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Ah, the mythical "German C" programming language—where function names like druckef replace printf and nightmares are made of compound words longer than your entire Git commit history. But the real horror show is that second image. German Excel VBA is apparently the final boss of programming languages—a monstrous creation where function names like VorherigerGeschaeftstag make you question your career choices. It's what happens when German efficiency meets programming verbosity. Imagine debugging that beast after three cups of coffee. Your IDE autocomplete would give up halfway through typing a function name and just display "...good luck with that."

Nothing says "I've grown as a developer" quite like wanting to pour Tabasco directly into your eyeballs after seeing your old code. That burning sensation is just your brain trying to cauterize the memory of variable names like temp1 , finalFinalActuallyFinal , and those magnificent 200-line functions that "just work, don't touch it." The best part? You wrote comments like "Fix this later" that you're only discovering now, 12 months later. Progress isn't measured in lines of code—it's measured in how physically painful your old code is to look at.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming language tribalism captured in one devastating image! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by a river of PURE HATRED, each convinced their programming language is heaven-sent while the other is LITERAL GARBAGE. "Our blessed syntax" vs "Their barbarous indentation rules" - as if your semicolons make you ROYALTY, honey! 👑 The AUDACITY of calling your debugging "heroic" while dismissing others as having "brutish quick fixes" is sending me to another dimension! We're all just trying to make computers do things without crying, yet here we are, building FORTRESSES around our precious language choices! Sweetie, your "noble design patterns" and their "backward legacy code" are probably both going to be obsolete in five years anyway. The drama! The delusion! I can't even! 💁‍♀️