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Run It Again Maybe It Works

Run It Again Maybe It Works
The universal debugging technique that absolutely nobody admits to using. Running the same broken code repeatedly without changes is like checking if the refrigerator magically filled with food since you last looked 5 minutes ago. It's the programming equivalent of pushing a door marked "pull" and then pushing harder when it doesn't open. The best part? That one time it actually worked because of some cosmic timing glitch, thus reinforcing this completely irrational behavior for the rest of your career.

Junior Vs Senior Dev

Junior Vs Senior Dev
Junior devs frantically running around while everything's on fire, desperately trying to fix bugs they probably created themselves. Meanwhile, senior devs are just sunbathing next to the same dumpster fire—not because they don't care, but because they've seen this exact disaster 47 times before and know the world isn't actually ending. They'll fix it... right after their mental health break. The real senior dev superpower isn't coding wizardry—it's the ability to remain perfectly calm while production is literally exploding.

Clock But A Virus Prevents It From Rendering

Clock But A Virus Prevents It From Rendering
Look at this masterpiece of minimalist rendering. When your client says "I want a clock but I don't want to pay for the hands or numbers" and you deliver exactly what they asked for. The classic "works on my machine" meets "technically meets requirements." Somewhere, a product manager is furiously writing a more detailed spec while a developer is arguing that this is clearly a feature, not a bug. Time is just a social construct anyway.

Do Not Write Code Without Coffee

Do Not Write Code Without Coffee
Someone clearly wrote this code before their morning coffee! The docstring says it "clothes the connection" instead of "closes the connection" - a classic caffeine-deficient typo that somehow made it through code review. Meanwhile, the function is actually doing what it's supposed to: checking if the socket exists before closing it. The contrast between the typo and the correct implementation is peak programmer brain operating on low power mode.

Be Like A Programmer

Be Like A Programmer
SWEET MOTHER OF PROCRASTINATION! 😱 The absolute AUDACITY of John's brain to completely IGNORE the flaming dumpster fire of work responsibilities and instead choose the forbidden fruit of a side project! This is the programmer's equivalent of seeing your house burning down and deciding it's the PERFECT time to redecorate your neighbor's garden gnome collection. The sheer chaotic energy of having a to-do list longer than the terms and conditions you never read, yet somehow finding the motivation to build that random Discord bot you've been dreaming about for 0.2 seconds. Why fix what's broken when you can create NEW broken things?! It's not procrastination if you're still writing code, right? RIGHT?!

I Wish Debugging Looked Like This

I Wish Debugging Looked Like This
If only debugging was as simple as staring at wooden logs until you find an actual insect. Instead, we spend 8 hours hunting down a missing semicolon while our coffee gets cold and our will to live evaporates. The real bugs are never this visible or cooperative. They're quantum particles that only exist when you're not looking for them.

Why I Do Not Vibe With Code

Why I Do Not Vibe With Code
Ah, the eternal developer paradox. When someone shows us AI-generated code, we instantly recognize it as a tangled mess of bugs and questionable design choices. "This is brilliant," we say with thinly veiled sarcasm. But then there's our own code—equally disastrous, probably held together with duct tape and prayers—and somehow we're irrationally attached to it. "But I like this." It's like criticizing someone else's kid for being messy while your own demon spawn is literally setting the house on fire. The cognitive dissonance is strong in this profession.

Coding On A Team Be Like

Coding On A Team Be Like
The Cold War of code ownership! In the top panel, Bugs Bunny proudly stands with an American flag background declaring "My code" when "Coding something at work" - because let's face it, we're all territorial creatures with our precious functions. But the second panel reveals the brutal truth of team development: the moment there's a bug, suddenly the Soviet hammer and sickle appears behind Bugs with "Our bug" plastered across it. Nothing transforms individual achievement into collective responsibility faster than a production error. The proprietary-to-communist pipeline takes approximately 0.2 seconds when QA finds an issue.

Thank God It's Not Me

Thank God It's Not Me
That unique mixture of concern and barely contained glee when production crashes and burns, but your code isn't the culprit. First panel: professional concern for the team. Second panel: desperately suppressing the urge to say "not my module" in the emergency Slack channel. The schadenfreude is palpable. Sure, you'll help debug... right after you finish that coffee you suddenly need.

The Playtester's Silent Judgment

The Playtester's Silent Judgment
The eternal dance between game devs and playtesters. Dev nervously asks if their precious creation has no bugs, already knowing the answer. Playtester's silence speaks volumes - they've discovered something catastrophic that wasn't in the patch notes. That moment of dread when you realize your "it works on my machine" certification is about to be violently revoked. Somewhere, a QA engineer is laughing while adding another item to the bug tracker.

Fixing Bugs Between Reps

Fixing Bugs Between Reps
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All Roads Lead To Bugs

All Roads Lead To Bugs
The diagram shows two paths to the same destination: "bugs." One path is labeled "not testing your code" (the direct route), while the other is a longer path labeled "extensively testing your code" (the scenic route). Meanwhile, a cow just stands there wondering why humans make things so complicated. Let's be honest—we all know we should test, but when the deadline's tomorrow and the client's breathing down your neck, that shortcut starts looking mighty tempting. Both paths lead to bugs anyway, so why waste time pretending otherwise? The universe finds a way to break your code regardless of your test coverage.