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Which One Of You Clowns Did This

6 hours ago 84.3K views 0 shares

The office whiteboard hall of fame vs. hall of shame is giving major chaotic energy. Spongusv gets the gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (probably caught every missing semicolon and suggested renaming variables to be more "semantic"). Meanwhile, Bingus decided to speedrun their villain arc by taking down Cloudflare. You know, just casually disrupting a significant chunk of the internet's infrastructure. The duality here is *chef's kiss*—one dev is grinding through code reviews like a responsible team player, while the other is out here committing acts of digital terrorism. Someone check Bingus's git history because I'm betting there's a rogue deployment script with a commit message that just says "YOLO" or "fix bug" followed by 47 fire emojis. Plot twist: Bingus probably just fat-fingered a DNS config change during their Friday afternoon deploy. Classic.

Yippee AI Will Take Over Our Jobs

AI Git Programming

14 hours ago 171.4K views 0 shares

GitHub Copilot catches a spelling error in a comment and helpfully suggests changing "yipee" to "yippee". The irony? The comment is about manually creating a TOML file. Copilot is now your spell-checker, your code assistant, AND your grammar teacher rolled into one. Nothing says "AI will replace developers" quite like an AI correcting your celebratory exclamations in comments that nobody will ever read anyway. The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom: "Copilot is powered by AI, so mistakes are possible." Yeah, but apparently spelling mistakes in comments are NOT one of them. Your job security is now dependent on whether you can spell "yippee" correctly.

Works On My Machine

Git Devops C++ Programming Debugging

1 day ago 154.8K views 0 shares

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this commit message! Our dear developer just casually dropped "I'M SO STUPID" as their commit message after realizing they hardcoded their entire local file path like it's 1999. Behold the crime scene: they went from /.../ to a nice, clean relative path ./out/build/x64-release . You know, like someone who understands that OTHER PEOPLE exist and might want to run this code on their machines too! The classic "Works On My Machine" energy is absolutely RADIATING from this commit. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like confidently pushing code that only works in your specific environment, then having to do the walk of shame 4 hours later with a self-deprecating commit message. We've all been there, bestie. We've ALL been there.

When The Code Is Written Entirely By AI

AI Programming Debugging

1 day ago 209.3K views 0 shares

Rick confidently throws a portal at the wall, expecting it to work. Cut to him staring at a wall covered in nested if-statements with zero logic inside them. That's your AI-generated codebase right there. You ask ChatGPT for a simple function and it gives you seven layers of conditionals that all check the same thing. No else blocks, no early returns, just pure chaos wrapped in the illusion of structure. Sure, it might technically run, but good luck explaining to your team why there are 47 if-statements doing absolutely nothing productive. The best part? The AI will confidently tell you it's "optimized" and "follows best practices." Meanwhile you're left refactoring what looks like a choose-your-own-adventure book written by someone who's never heard of boolean logic.

Was Not Able To Find Programming_Horror

AI Devops Bash Programming Debugging

2 days ago 282.6K views 0 shares

Someone built a plugin that traps Claude AI in an infinite loop by preventing it from exiting, forcing it to repeatedly work on the same task until it "gets it right." Named after Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons. You know, the kid who eats paste. The plugin intercepts Claude's exit attempts with a stop hook, creating what they call a "self-referential feedback loop." Each iteration, Claude sees its own previous work and tries again. It's basically waterboarding for AI, but with code reviews instead of water. The best part? They're calling it a "development methodology" and proudly documenting it on GitHub. Nothing says "modern software engineering" quite like naming your workflow after a cartoon character who once said "I'm a unitard" while wearing a leotard. The real horror isn't just the concept—it's that someone spent 179 lines implementing this and thought "yeah, this needs proper documentation."

Feeling Of A Successful Push

Git Devops Programming

3 days ago 132.1K views 0 shares

That smug satisfaction when someone doubts your code and then it passes CI/CD on the first try. You just sit there, puffed up like this eagle, radiating pure "I told you so" energy. No words needed—just that look of absolute vindication. Bonus points if you pushed without running tests locally because you live dangerously and trust your instincts. The dopamine hit is unmatched. It's the developer equivalent of a mic drop, except the mic is your keyboard and you're just sitting there looking incredibly pleased with yourself.

Yes The Fix Did Not Address The Root Problem And Introduced Bugs

Debugging Git Programming Testing Backend

4 days ago 131.9K views 0 shares

Yes The Fix Did Not Address The Root Problem And Introduced Bugs

You come back refreshed, ready to tackle problems with a clear mind. Then you open the repo and discover your teammates have been "productive" in your absence. That innocent bug fix? Now it's a hydra—cut off one head and three more appear. The band-aid solution that ignores the underlying architectural nightmare? Check. New bugs that weren't even possible before? Double check. The best part is watching that smile slowly morph into existential dread as you realize you'll spend the next week untangling spaghetti code instead of doing actual work. Welcome back to the trenches, soldier. Your vacation tan will fade faster than your will to live.

Sweating While Thinking Which Button To Deploy

Programming Csharp Java Backend

4 days ago 155.1K views 0 shares

Sweating While Thinking Which Button To Deploy

Two equally terrible choices, and you're about to ship one of them to production. On one hand, you could be the corporate drone who removes all personality from your code because management thinks comments should be "professional." On the other, you could embrace the chaos and name your StringBuilder "bobTheBuilder" like the absolute legend you are. The real tragedy? Both options are going to haunt you during the next code review. Your boss will passive-aggressively ask why you're wasting time on "clever" naming, while your fellow devs will judge you for having a StringBuilder that isn't called "bobTheBuilder." There's no winning here. At least bobTheBuilder builds things. Unlike most of our code.

Don't Try This At Home

Debugging Devops Git Programming Testing

5 days ago 211.2K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the ancient art of strategic bug deployment. Because nothing says "job security" quite like waiting for the one person who actually understands the legacy codebase to board their flight to Cancun before releasing that critical production bug. The genius here is the timing. Senior dev on vacation means: no code reviews that actually catch things, no "well actually..." corrections in Slack, and most importantly, no one to fix your mess when everything inevitably catches fire. It's the developer equivalent of committing arson and then immediately leaving the country. Pro tip: If you're the senior dev reading this, never announce your vacation dates in advance. Junior devs are watching, waiting, and their Git branches are getting suspiciously active.

You Are Absolutely Right

StackOverflow AI Programming

5 days ago 230.7K views 0 shares

So you've got Stack Overflow warriors absolutely ROASTING your question for being "dumb," getting flagged as duplicate, and having grammar mistakes that apparently warrant a death sentence. But then an LLM swoops in like a golden retriever who just wants to help and tells you "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT" with the warmest embrace known to mankind. The contrast is *chef's kiss* – on one side you've got the gatekeeping tribunal of doom ready to obliterate your self-esteem, and on the other you've got AI being the most supportive friend who validates your existence even when your code is held together by duct tape and prayer. Sure, the LLM might be confidently incorrect half the time, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice before breakfast.

Yoda Knows Error Handling

Debugging Csharp Typescript Javascript Programming

5 days ago 243.6K views 0 shares

Junior dev says they'll handle errors. Yoda drops the holy trinity of exception handling: try-catch blocks and the often-forgotten finally clause. That look of existential dread in the last panel? That's the exact moment you realize your "I'll just log it" approach wasn't cutting it. Finally blocks execute regardless of whether exceptions occurred, perfect for cleanup operations like closing database connections or file handles. But let's be honest, most of us remember finally exists only when the code reviewer asks "but what about resource cleanup?"

When You Can't Quit, But You Can Commit

Git Devops Programming Backend

6 days ago 180.3K views 0 shares

Someone asks how to get fired for $5 million, and the answer is beautifully simple: git push origin master . No pull request, no code review, no testing—just raw, unfiltered chaos pushed straight to production. This is the nuclear option. Push your half-baked feature with 47 console.logs, that experimental database migration you were "just testing," and maybe some hardcoded API keys for good measure. Within minutes, production is on fire, customers are screaming, and your Slack is exploding with @channel notifications. The beauty is you technically didn't quit—you just demonstrated a profound misunderstanding of version control best practices. It's the perfect crime. Collect your $5 million on the way out while the DevOps team frantically runs git revert .

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