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Algorithm The Saviour

2 hours ago 57.9K views 0 shares

You know you've hit peak laziness when "I used an algorithm" becomes your universal escape hatch. Can't explain your nested loops? Algorithm. Don't remember why you chose that data structure? Algorithm. Someone asks why your function has 47 lines of incomprehensible logic? Just smile and say "it's an algorithm" like you're dropping some CS theory knowledge. It's the technical equivalent of saying "it's magic" but with enough gravitas that people nod and back away slowly. Works especially well in code reviews when you really just brute-forced something at 2 AM and have zero idea how to articulate the chaos you created.

It Wasn't Me

Git Programming Debugging

1 day ago 205.4K views 0 shares

Oh honey, the absolute BETRAYAL of running git blame on some cursed code only to discover that the culprit is... YOU. From three years ago. On a Friday. Because of COURSE it was a Friday—when your brain was already halfway to happy hour and you were just yeeting code into production like confetti at a parade. The way this developer goes from confident detective to having a full-blown existential crisis is *chef's kiss*. Nothing quite matches the horror of realizing you're not hunting down some incompetent colleague—you're staring into a mirror of your past self's crimes against coding. The ghost of Friday Past has come to haunt you, and it's wearing YOUR face.

Can You Imagine The Story For This Card

Debugging Webdev Programming Testing Frontend

2 days ago 152.1K views 0 shares

A formatting bug caused a film review to display 1 star instead of the intended 0 stars. The correction was published on February 2, 2026—a date that hasn't happened yet. Someone pushed a datetime bug to production and nobody noticed until The Guardian had to explain why they're correcting reviews from the future. The Jira ticket for this probably has 47 comments, 3 sprint reassignments, and ends with "works on my machine." The real tragedy? The reviewer wanted to give it zero stars but the system said "nah, minimum is 1." Classic off-by-one error meets timezone chaos meets someone hardcoding dates. Beautiful disaster.

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Programming

3 days ago 168.6K views 0 shares

COBOL assignments are already punishment enough without the professor's commentary. First they tell you to add comments, so you write "*> move A to B" which is literally just repeating what the code says in slightly different words. Then they hit you with the "explain WHY not WHAT" lecture, so you craft these beautiful explanatory comments about copying values around. The code went from self-documenting to over-documented faster than a mainframe processes a batch job. Nothing says "I understand good practices" quite like explaining why you're moving variables in a language where everything is already painfully verbose.

Unpopular Opinion

Git Devops Agile Programming

3 days ago 346.4K views 0 shares

Git branch protection policies weren't created to protect your code from bugs or merge conflicts—they exist because Karen from marketing somehow got write access to main and pushed her "quick fix" that broke production at 4:47 PM on a Friday. Protected branches are basically the digital equivalent of "we can't have nice things." You need pull request reviews? That's because someone once merged their own code that deleted the entire user database. Require status checks to pass? Yeah, because Jenkins caught Steve's "it works on my machine" masterpiece before it could take down the entire infrastructure. The real hot take here is that if developers were actually trustworthy and disciplined, we'd all be pushing straight to production like cowboys. But since we live in reality where typos happen and `git push --force` exists, we need these guardrails to save us from ourselves.

I Wrote It All Myself

StackOverflow Git Programming

5 days ago 191.5K views 0 shares

Senior devs reviewing PR code like they're meeting a celebrity when it's literally just their own Stack Overflow answer from 2014 wrapped in a different variable name. The rocket and sparkle emojis really capture that moment when you're about to praise some "innovative solution" before realizing you're the one who wrote that exact implementation three years ago on five different projects. Nothing says "I wrote it all myself" quite like Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a strategic rename refactor. The code review process becomes less about catching bugs and more about not accidentally complimenting yourself.

Front End OTP Verification

Frontend Webdev Security Javascript Programming

5 days ago 200.5K views 0 shares

Someone named Suresh just committed a cardinal sin of web security. They're comparing the user's OTP input against a hidden field called otp_hidden ... which exists in the DOM... on the client side... where literally anyone can just open DevTools and read it. It's like putting a lock on your door but leaving the key taped to the doorknob with a sticky note that says "SECRET KEY - DO NOT USE". The entire point of OTP verification is that it should be validated server-side against what was actually sent to the user's phone/email. Storing it in a hidden input field defeats the purpose harder than using var in 2024. The red circle highlighting this masterpiece is chef's kiss. This is the kind of code that makes security researchers weep and penetration testers rub their hands together gleefully. Never trust the client, folks.

Node Js Printing Logs

Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Backend

5 days ago 233.8K views 0 shares

You know that console.log() you threw in there to debug that one weird edge case six months ago? Yeah, it's still there. Chilling in production. Logging every single request like a chatty parrot. The brain's concern is totally valid—print statements in production are unprofessional, can leak sensitive data, and clutter your logs. But the developer's casual "I'll remove it next release" is the tech equivalent of "I'll start going to the gym next Monday." Spoiler: they won't. Then comes the plot twist: "It's javascript." And suddenly all bets are off. The brain just accepts defeat because in the Node.js ecosystem, console.log() is practically a feature at this point. Half the npm packages you're using probably have forgotten console.logs scattered throughout their codebases. Your production logs are basically a archaeological dig site of debugging statements from 2018. The real tragedy? That print statement will outlive the developer's tenure at the company.

When The Senior Asks Who Broke The Build

Git Devops Programming Debugging Testing

5 days ago 238.7K views 3 shares

When The Senior Asks Who Broke The Build

That moment when the CI pipeline turns red and suddenly you're intensely fascinated by your keyboard, your coffee, literally anything except making eye contact with the senior dev doing their investigation. You know that feeling when you pushed "just a small change" without running tests locally because "it'll be fine"? And now the entire team's workflow is blocked, Slack is blowing up, and you're sitting there pretending to be deeply absorbed in "refactoring" while internally screaming. The monkey puppet meme captures that exact deer-in-headlights energy when guilt is written all over your face but you're committed to the bit. Pro tip: Next time maybe run those tests before you commit. Or at least have a good excuse ready. "Works on my machine" won't save you this time, buddy.

True Or True

Javascript Programming Debugging

5 days ago 224.9K views 0 shares

When you need to make absolutely sure something is true, so you just... set it to true in both branches. The classic "I've covered all my bases" approach that covers absolutely nothing. Either the data exists and we're setting trueOrFalse to true, or it doesn't exist and we're setting trueOrFalse to true. Bulletproof logic right there. This is the programming equivalent of those "choose your own adventure" books where every path leads to the same ending. Just skip the if-else and assign it directly, my friend. Your code reviewer is going to have a field day with this one.

Look At This Junk!

Programming Debugging

7 days ago 228.1K views 1 shares

You know that feeling when you revisit your old code and suddenly wonder if you were drunk, sleep-deprived, or just fundamentally broken as a human being? Two months is that perfect sweet spot where the code is old enough to be incomprehensible, but recent enough that you can't blame a different version of yourself. The horror sets in when you realize there are no comments, variable names like x2 and temp_final_ACTUAL , and a function that's somehow 400 lines long. You start questioning your career choices, your education, and whether that CS degree was worth anything at all. The real kicker? It works perfectly in production. You're terrified to touch it because you have absolutely no idea how or why it functions. It's like archaeological code—best left buried and undisturbed.

Just Made My First Pull Request To Main

Git Devops Programming Debugging

8 days ago 243.2K views 0 shares

Someone just pushed +30,107 additions and -3,016 deletions directly to main. That's not a pull request, that's a war crime. The panicked scribbling to hide the evidence says it all—they know exactly what they've done. For context: a typical feature PR might be like +50/-20 lines. This person just rewrote the entire codebase, probably replaced the framework, migrated databases, and added a blockchain integration nobody asked for. The four green squares suggest this passed CI somehow, which means the tests are either non-existent or lying. Senior devs are already drafting the postmortem while the intern frantically Googles "how to undo git push force."

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