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The Bell Curve Of Programming Competence

7 hours ago 86.6K views 0 shares

The bell curve of programming competence strikes again! On the left, we've got the blissfully ignorant dev with failing tests, garbage coverage, and zero users. On the right, the genius with 1.2k users but still failing tests and mediocre coverage. And in the middle? That sweaty, stressed-out perfectionist with 100% test coverage, all tests passing, and... a whopping 3 users. Nothing captures the software industry quite like spending six months refactoring for perfect test coverage on a product nobody uses. Meanwhile, the "move fast and break things" crowd is swimming in users despite their dumpster fire codebase. The real 200 IQ move? Writing just enough tests to not get fired.

The Truth About Web Development

Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

9 hours ago 100.7K views 0 shares

The beautiful, organized pattern on the frontend hides the absolute chaos happening in the backend. Just like how your CSS might look pixel-perfect to users while your server code resembles a tangled mess of spaghetti and duct tape holding everything together. That loose thread hanging off the bottom? That's the one undocumented API call that'll bring down the entire system if someone pulls on it. Nobody talk about those 47 nested if-statements keeping production alive!

Formal Attire Required For Repository Entry

Git Programming Debugging

1 day ago 108.2K views 0 shares

Formal Attire Required For Repository Entry

Left: disheveled cat looking like it just crawled out of a dumpster fire. Right: same cat in a tuxedo, ready for a black-tie gala. The transformation perfectly captures that moment when your code is an absolute disaster locally—held together with duct tape, print statements, and questionable variable names—but suddenly becomes a pristine, professional masterpiece the second you're ready to commit. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" like frantically removing all instances of variable_name_wtf right before pushing.

It Works In Production

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

1 day ago 83.9K views 0 shares

The traffic light is barely hanging on by a thread, but the red light still works. Just like that production code you wrote at 2am with 17 nested if-statements and no comments. Sure, it looks like it might collapse at any moment, but the client only cares that it stops traffic... I mean, prevents runtime errors. Ship it.

But It Works

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

1 day ago 74.8K views 0 shares

The classic "I'll just copy-paste from Stack Overflow" mentality in its purest form. What starts as a simple plan to save time by reusing code quickly turns into a Frankenstein's monster of mismatched parts somehow still floating. That outboard motor strapped to Bugs Bunny who's strapped to Wile E. Coyote is basically what your codebase looks like after six months of "temporary solutions." The best part? You'll still tell your PM it's "technically functional" during the demo.

The Git Blame Hall Of Shame

Git Devops Programming Debugging

1 day ago 103.5K views 0 shares

The ultimate plot twist in software development: running git blame only to discover your own name next to that monstrosity of nested if-statements and magic numbers. Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of realizing that the "idiot" who wrote that incomprehensible code was actually you from two months ago—back when you were "just making it work" and promising yourself you'd refactor later. Spoiler alert: you never did. Future you is judging past you, and current you is questioning your entire career choice.

I Am Once Again Asking For Documentation

Debugging Git Programming Testing

1 day ago 99.0K views 0 shares

I Am Once Again Asking For Documentation

When you inherit a codebase with zero documentation and the original developers have all left the company. The desperate hunt begins! You're not just looking for answers—you're on a full-blown archaeological expedition through commit histories and cryptic variable names. "What does fetchRustySpoon() even do and why does the entire payment system depend on it?!" The best part? Management expects you to add new features while you're still trying to figure out why everything is held together with duct tape and prayers.

Reinvent The Wheel

Linux Devops Programming

1 day ago 78.6K views 0 shares

The ultimate horror movie for developers: Saw: Linux Edition . A twisted game where the villain doesn't force you to cut off your limb, but rather challenges your ability to resist creating your own implementation of something that already works perfectly fine. The door is unlocked, the solution exists, but that little voice in your head is screaming "I bet I could build a BETTER wheel with blackjack and memory leaks." The true psychological torture isn't the trap—it's our own compulsive need to write everything from scratch when a perfectly good npm package is sitting right there.

Quicker, But What Do We Sacrifice?

AI Agile Programming Debugging Testing

2 days ago 122.2K views 0 shares

OH MY GOD, the AI apocalypse is here in the form of railway chaos! 😱 Sure, your traditional coding path is a nice, straight, predictable track that takes 5 WHOLE HOURS of your precious life. But throw in some AI agents and BOOM—you've got a tangled nightmare of complexity that somehow works in 5 minutes! It's like trading your nice quiet country road for Grand Central Station during rush hour. Congratulations, you've saved 4 hours and 55 minutes, but your codebase now resembles a plate of spaghetti that even Italian grandmothers would disown. Speed or sanity? YOU CHOOSE!

Can You Find The Bug?

Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

2 days ago 142.3K views 1 shares

The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.

Never Write Funny Comments

Programming Debugging Testing

2 days ago 143.7K views 0 shares

The special kind of shame that comes from encountering your own "hilarious" code comments years later. That moment when past-you thought "// This function is held together by duct tape and prayers" was comedy gold, but present-you just stares in silent judgment wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote that. The code probably still works though, so... mission accomplished?

Context In Comments

Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging

3 days ago 123.3K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "I'll fix it later" comment that's been sitting there since 2019. The code has an if-else statement that does exactly the same thing in both branches. Someone probably spent hours debugging why their overloaded function wasn't working, then just gave up and wrote this abomination with a promise to fix it "when TypeScript understands overloading well enough." Spoiler alert: they never fixed it, and three devs have since quit rather than touch this cursed file.

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