If It Works, It Works

Technical debt Code quality Warnings Compiler warnings Pragmatic-coding Developer experience Production code Junior vs senior

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If It Works, It Works

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The eternal battle between idealism and pragmatism in code development, perfectly captured in sweat form. Junior devs still believe in the myth of "clean code" while seniors have evolved into battle-hardened pragmatists who've made peace with compiler warnings. That nervous sweat isn't just from stress—it's from suppressing the urge to explain why 147 warnings is actually a feature. Years of debugging nightmares have taught seniors the sacred truth: warnings are just spicy suggestions. Ship it!

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