The Sacred Trinity Of IT Problem Solving

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The classic "I'll just work on this quick side project" to "oh god what have I done" pipeline. Five hours of Java coding, feeling all proud about your brilliant creation, only to realize you forgot version control. Now you're frantically typing rm *.java followed by git add *.class commands like a madman, trying to salvage what's left of your dignity. The face of pure desperation in that last panel is the universal developer expression for "I've made a terrible mistake." That moment when you realize you've been adding compiled files instead of source code to your repo is the closest programmers get to an out-of-body experience.

Pour one out for the classic developer alibi that died on March 19, 2013. The day before Docker launched, developers everywhere enjoyed their final blissful moments of saying "but it works on MY machine!" with zero consequences. Then containerization nation attacked, and suddenly your local environment excuse became as extinct as Internet Explorer's security updates. Now when code fails in production, your team lead just smugly whispers "docker build" while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.

Ah, the classic game dev shower routine. First, you think you're being clever by enabling that fancy water particle system. "Just call GetWet() and we're good to go!" Then reality hits you like a bucket of cold NULL pointers. The NullReferenceException is basically Unity's way of saying "you forgot to actually put water in the shower before turning it on, genius." It's the digital equivalent of standing naked in an empty shower stall wondering why you're still dry. Seven years of game development experience and I still make this rookie mistake at least twice a week. Who needs actual cleanliness when you can just debug water physics until 4AM?

Ah yes, the four things that make grown developers cry. Toothpaste that can't go back in the tube, torn paper that can't be un-torn, scrambled eggs that can't be un-scrambled, and the dreaded git reset --hard HEAD~1 that just erased your entire afternoon's work because you forgot to commit. That last one hits different at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Nothing says "I'm in danger" quite like accidentally nuking your uncommitted changes. Pro tip: stash before you trash.