Oh look, it's the classic "my first website" evolution! On the left, we have HTML+CSS – the chunky mango of web development that just sits there looking pretty but doesn't do much. Then there's JavaScript – that smug little parrot with an attitude that thinks it's better than everyone because it can actually do things . Every beginner starts with the big, juicy fruit of static pages before realizing they need that annoying little bird to make anything interactive. The best part? That bird will absolutely bite you when you least expect it with some bizarre type coercion or callback hell. Sure, you could just stick with HTML and CSS, but then your website would just be sitting there... menacingly... like a mango with commitment issues.