Not That Kind Of Doctor

computer science sudo Object-oriented Permissions Root access Emergency Debugging humans

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Not That Kind Of Doctor

programming-memes, linux-memes, sudo-memes, computer-science-memes, code-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When medical emergencies meet computer science, you get pure comedy. The CS doctor's first instinct? Write code to fix the problem! But wait—no admin privileges? Classic. Nothing says "I'm technically skilled but practically useless" quite like trying to heal someone with object-oriented programming while forgetting you need root access to modify vital signs. Next time you see someone clutching their chest, remember: sudo apt-get install medical-degree isn't a real solution.

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