When The Rejection Template Rejects Itself

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Skip the ideological debates about Microsoft's corporate ethics—real developers judge them by their code quality. Nothing says "seasoned engineer" like hating Microsoft not because of some abstract moral stance, but because you've spent 3 hours debugging why their API randomly returns XML instead of JSON when Mercury is in retrograde. It's not about principles; it's about the trauma of watching Windows Update reboot your machine mid-deployment.

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Ah, the ultimate showdown between nature and technology! Both parrots and ML algorithms babble nonsensical phrases they don't understand, but only one comes in a cute feathery package. Billion-dollar AI companies frantically trying to replicate what evolution perfected millions of years ago, and still can't match the "is adorable" checkbox. Maybe we should just train parrots to write our code instead of spending all that GPU money? At least when a parrot crashes, it just loses a few feathers instead of your entire production database.

Foreign intelligence agencies are having their easiest day ever. Nothing says "career suicide" quite like uploading Department of Defense codebase to a random AI app with a blue whale logo. The intern's about to learn why security clearances exist and why "helpful" free apps are sometimes just fancy honeypots. Next week's headline: "Former intern seeks asylum in country with no extradition treaty."

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