The Three Heads Of Database Terminology

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The Three Heads Of Database Terminology

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The three-headed dragon meme takes on database humor with a linguistic twist. The fierce left head represents SQL (Structured Query Language), the menacing middle head is SEQUEL (SQL's original name at IBM), while the derpy right head is just... SQUIRREL, complete with tongue sticking out. It's basically how your brain processes technical acronyms after staring at database errors for 12 straight hours. The progression from professional database terminology to random woodland creature is the mental breakdown we never knew we needed.

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