The Jetpack Compose Learning Cliff

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The Jetpack Compose Learning Cliff

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OMG, the AUDACITY of this meme! 😱 You start with Jetpack Compose thinking "I'll just make a simple top bar" and BOOM! 💥 Suddenly you're drowning in a sea of TopAppBar, MaterialTheme.colorScheme.primary, Scaffold lambdas, and SnackbarHostState madness! The learning curve isn't a curve—it's a VERTICAL CLIFF OF DOOM! And that smug expert with the propeller hat? THE WORST. They're basically saying "Oh sweetie, you thought you could just... *add a top bar*? How ADORABLY NAIVE!" Welcome to Android development, where what should take 5 minutes takes 5 HOURS of documentation diving! 🏊‍♂️📚

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