Intern Pushed The Code Into Prod Again

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Intern Pushed The Code Into Prod Again

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The classic "{:companyName}" variable that never got replaced. Nothing says "our hiring system is as broken as our codebase" quite like template literals making it into production. Somewhere, a senior dev is having heart palpitations while the intern is wondering why everyone's staring at their Slack messages. The real job application here is for the debugging team that has to fix this mess before HR notices.

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