Vibe Coders Hitting Accept All

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Vibe Coders Hitting Accept All

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The eternal struggle of modern development: blindly accepting terms of service, EULAs, and npm package dependencies without reading a single word. Just like our beloved Springfield politician, we were hired to code, not to read 50-page legal documents or audit those 847 transitive dependencies. The deadline's tomorrow and that "Accept All" button is just begging to be clicked. Security vulnerabilities? Future licensing issues? That's a problem for future you.

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