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The entire digital world is literally held together by some random developer's side project from 2003 that they abandoned after their first commit. Your banking app? Probably depends on a library maintained by a guy in Nebraska who hasn't updated his GitHub profile picture since MySpace was relevant.
The best part is how corporations with billion-dollar valuations are frantically trying to privatize and monetize open source projects that have been running critical infrastructure for decades. Good luck putting a paywall on the digital equivalent of load-bearing duct tape, my dudes.
Meanwhile, the AI slop pipe is just dumping out code that looks like it was generated by autocomplete on steroids, feeding directly into production systems. What could possibly go wrong when your entire tech stack is one unmaintained dependency away from collapse? At least Paint opens quickly—that's something we can still count on.
