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Cobol Post
Programming Backend
23 hours ago 149.7K views 0 shares
Cobol Post
While everyone's out here fighting over whether React is better than Vue, or if Rust will replace C++, or debating the merits of microservices versus monoliths, there's a silent army of COBOL developers quietly cashing checks that would make a FAANG engineer jealous. Born in 1959, COBOL is literally older than most programming paradigms we argue about today. Yet it still runs 95% of ATM transactions and processes about $3 trillion in commerce daily. Banks, insurance companies, and government agencies are desperate for COBOL devs because nobody learns it anymore—supply and demand at its finest. So while the tech bros are having a royal rumble about the hottest new JavaScript framework that'll be obsolete in 6 months, COBOL devs are just vibing, maintaining legacy systems, and getting paid premium rates to touch code that's been running longer than they've been alive. Job security? Try career immortality .

Cobol Post
Programming Backend
1 day ago 156.2K views 0 shares
Cobol Post
While everyone's fighting over whether React is better than Vue or if TypeScript is worth the hassle, COBOL developers are just sitting there eating their lunch, completely unbothered, making six figures maintaining banking systems from 1972. The language is older than most developers' parents, yet it still runs 95% of ATM transactions and 80% of in-person transactions. Banks literally can't find enough COBOL programmers, so they're paying obscene amounts to anyone who knows it. Meanwhile, the rest of us are rewriting our apps in the framework-of-the-month for the third time this year. Job security? More like job immortality. Those mainframes aren't going anywhere.

My Face When It's Data Migration Time
Databases Devops Programming Debugging Backend
1 day ago 129.5K views 0 shares
My Face When It's Data Migration Time
Database normalization? Foreign keys? Proper schema design? Never heard of her. When it's time to migrate that legacy database that's been held together with duct tape and prayers, you'll find yourself begging the data to just... be normal . But nope, Excel decides to show up to the party uninvited, screaming its head off with its CSV exports, date formatting nightmares, and those delightful cells that randomly convert everything to scientific notation. The real horror? When stakeholders hand you a 47-tab Excel workbook with merged cells, inconsistent data types, and formulas that reference other workbooks on someone's laptop from 2014. "Just import this into the new system," they say. Sure, right after I finish my therapy sessions.

Sometimes My Code Is Like This....
Programming Debugging Testing
2 days ago 158.3K views 0 shares
Sometimes My Code Is Like This....
Behold, the architectural masterpiece of software development: a balcony that literally leads to NOWHERE but somehow holds up the entire building. You stare at it in absolute terror because removing it might cause the whole thing to collapse into a heap of runtime errors and broken dependencies. That random function you wrote at 3 AM? The one with the cryptic variable name "temp_fix_2_final_ACTUAL"? Yeah, it serves no visible purpose, defies all logic, and violates every SOLID principle known to humanity. But the SECOND you delete it, your entire application implodes spectacularly. So there it sits, mocking you from your codebase, a monument to your past sins and questionable life choices. Welcome to legacy code, where nothing makes sense but everything is load-bearing. Touch nothing. Question nothing. Just slowly back away and pretend you never saw it.

It's Not Exactly What It Seems Like With Old Tech
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming
2 days ago 187.1K views 0 shares
It's Not Exactly What It Seems Like With Old Tech
While everyone's out here having a full-blown brawl over React vs Vue, microservices vs monoliths, and whether tabs or spaces will end civilization, there's some guy peacefully eating his lunch while maintaining a COBOL system that's been running since before the internet had opinions. The real kicker? That COBOL dev is probably making bank because there are like 12 people left on Earth who know how to maintain those ancient mainframes that still process 95% of ATM transactions and credit card swaps. Banks literally can't afford to let these systems die, so they're stuck paying premium rates for developers who learned programming when punch cards were still a thing. Meanwhile, the "modern stack" crowd is too busy fighting about which JavaScript framework will be obsolete next Tuesday to notice they're reinventing the wheel for the 47th time this year. Job security? That COBOL dev has it in spades while the rest of us are one npm audit away from an existential crisis.

Thank You Linus
Git Devops Programming Linux
2 days ago 181.9K views 0 shares
Thank You Linus
Behold the holy trinity of version control systems! Git is living its best life, getting all the love and attention from programmers worldwide. Meanwhile, Mercurial is drowning in obscurity, desperately gasping for relevance while watching Git get all the glory. And then there's SVN – literally a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean, forgotten by time itself, still waiting for someone to remember it exists. Thanks to Linus Torvalds for blessing us with Git and single-handedly sending SVN to its watery grave. The man really said "let there be distributed version control" and the rest is history. Poor SVN thought it was hot stuff with its centralized repository until Git showed up and absolutely DEMOLISHED the competition.

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Programming
2 days ago 168.1K views 0 shares
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COBOL assignments are already punishment enough without the professor's commentary. First they tell you to add comments, so you write "*> move A to B" which is literally just repeating what the code says in slightly different words. Then they hit you with the "explain WHY not WHAT" lecture, so you craft these beautiful explanatory comments about copying values around. The code went from self-documenting to over-documented faster than a mainframe processes a batch job. Nothing says "I understand good practices" quite like explaining why you're moving variables in a language where everything is already painfully verbose.

It Works That's Enough
Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
5 days ago 242.3K views 0 shares
It Works That's Enough
You know that feeling when you've got a function that somehow works despite violating every principle of clean code, defying all logic, and looking like it was assembled by a drunk architect? Yeah, that's this balcony. It serves its purpose—technically—but nobody understands how or why, and the structural integrity is... questionable at best. The best part? You're too terrified to refactor it because the moment you touch that one line, the entire application might collapse. So you just leave it there, add a comment like "// DO NOT TOUCH - it works, idk why", and slowly back away. Ship it to production and pray the next developer doesn't ask questions. Legacy code in its purest form—functional, horrifying, and absolutely untouchable.

Look At This Junk!
Programming Debugging
7 days ago 227.7K views 1 shares
Look At This Junk!
You know that feeling when you revisit your old code and suddenly wonder if you were drunk, sleep-deprived, or just fundamentally broken as a human being? Two months is that perfect sweet spot where the code is old enough to be incomprehensible, but recent enough that you can't blame a different version of yourself. The horror sets in when you realize there are no comments, variable names like x2 and temp_final_ACTUAL , and a function that's somehow 400 lines long. You start questioning your career choices, your education, and whether that CS degree was worth anything at all. The real kicker? It works perfectly in production. You're terrified to touch it because you have absolutely no idea how or why it functions. It's like archaeological code—best left buried and undisturbed.

Refactoring Feelings Failed
Programming Debugging
10 days ago 166.1K views 0 shares
Refactoring Feelings Failed
You know that feeling when you try to refactor your emotions like they're legacy code? "I'll just extract this sadness into a helper function, make it more modular, maybe wrap it in a try-catch..." But nope, your emotional compiler just throws the same exception right back at you. Turns out feelings don't have unit tests, and no amount of design patterns can fix a broken mental state. You can't just apply SOLID principles to your psyche and expect it to suddenly become maintainable. Sometimes the bug is a feature, and the feature is depression. Pro tip from someone who's been there: Emotions are like that one monolithic function with 500 lines of nested if-statements. You can't refactor it—you just have to live with it until the sprint ends.

Vicious Circle
AI C++ Programming Python
11 days ago 267.8K views 0 shares
Vicious Circle
A beautiful philosophical journey through programming history that somehow ends up blaming AI for creating "vibe coding" bros who will inevitably bring about the apocalypse. The chain goes: C language → good times → Python → AI → vibe coding (you know, that thing where people just throw prompts at ChatGPT and pray) → weak men → bad times → strong men. And we're back to square one. The real kicker? We're currently somewhere between "AI creates vibe coding" and "weak men creates bad times," which means we're all just waiting for the collapse so the next generation of C programmers can rise from the ashes and manually manage memory again. Circle of life, baby.

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Kotlin Will Save You And Me Both
Kotlin Android Programming Java
13 days ago 211.6K views 0 shares
Kotlin Will Save You And Me Both
Java out here acting like a precision weapon aimed directly at your codebase, ready to obliterate everything with NullPointerExceptions, verbose boilerplate, and that special kind of pain only checked exceptions can deliver. But then Kotlin swoops in like a cozy safety blanket, wrapping your code in null safety, extension functions, and data classes that don't require 47 lines of getters and setters. Your codebase goes from "under attack" to "chilling on a peaceful beach" real quick. It's basically Google's way of saying "yeah, we know Java hurts, here's some aspirin" when they made Kotlin the preferred language for Android. Your legacy Java code is still down there somewhere, but at least now it's protected.