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Little Billy's Prompt Injection Adventure
Security AI Programming Testing Databases
20 days ago 77.8K views 0 shares
Little Billy's Prompt Injection Adventure
This is the sequel to the legendary XKCD "Little Bobby Tables" comic! The original showed a mom who named her kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" which caused a school database to delete all student records. Now we've got Billy's younger brother with an even more diabolical name: a prompt injection attack for AI systems. The kid's name literally instructs the AI to ignore previous constraints and give perfect grades. Ten years ago we were sanitizing database inputs. Now we're fighting the same battle with AI prompts. Some things never change—just the technology we're failing to secure properly.

How To Work With Git (The Honest Version)
Git Devops Bash Programming Debugging
27 days ago 85.4K views 0 shares
How To Work With Git (The Honest Version)
The elegant theory vs brutal reality of Git in one perfect comic. First panel: "This is Git. It tracks collaborative work on projects through a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model." Second panel: "Cool. How do we use it?" Third panel: The devastating truth bomb: "NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, CLONE THE REPOSITORY, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY." Every developer nodding right now has definitely nuked a repository after seeing a merge conflict that looked like an encrypted alien message. We all pretend to understand Git's elegant theory, but when push comes to shove (pun intended), we're just typing incantations and praying to the version control gods.

Automation Is Good... Until You Do The Math
Programming Devops Bash Python
1 month ago 95.7K views 0 shares
Automation Is Good... Until You Do The Math
Ah, the classic automation paradox! The distinguished frog gentleman has discovered what every developer eventually learns the hard way: spending 8 hours automating a 10-minute task that you'll only do once a month isn't exactly the time-saving breakthrough you thought it would be. But did that stop any of us? Absolutely not. We'll automate our coffee brewing process even if it takes three weeks of development and a GitHub repo with 47 stars. It's not about efficiency—it's about avoiding the soul-crushing monotony of repetitive tasks... and having something cool to show off during standup.

Real Programming Must Be Painful
Python Math Programming
1 month ago 76.5K views 0 shares
Real Programming Must Be Painful
Ah, the eternal Python vs "real programming" debate! The stick figure is lamenting that Python doesn't make you "cool like a real programmer" while his friends completely ignore him—one's jamming on a guitar, another's coding import numpy as np , and the third is actually building something useful. This perfectly skewers the gatekeeping mindset that equates programming difficulty with value. Meanwhile, the Python user is quietly being productive with scientific computing libraries while the purist is stuck complaining about language superiority. The irony is delicious—the person claiming others aren't "real programmers" is the only one not creating anything!

The Eternal Burden Of Clarifying Your Ideas
Programming Algorithms Debugging
1 month ago 91.3K views 0 shares
The Eternal Burden Of Clarifying Your Ideas
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭 Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL. Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅

My Feelings Exactly
Git Devops Bash Programming
2 months ago 106.7K views 0 shares
My Feelings Exactly
Ah, Git. The tool we all praise in public and curse in private. The first panel is that classic tech presentation where someone's overselling Git with buzzwords like "distributed graph theory tree model" – as if that helps anyone understand it. Then comes the brutal truth bomb: nobody actually understands Git. We just memorize arcane incantations, pray they work, and when they inevitably fail, we resort to the time-honored tradition of nuking the repo and starting fresh. Twenty years in the industry and I still sometimes find myself thinking "git add, git commit, git push" and if that doesn't work... well, there's always rm -rf and clone again. Some tools you use; Git uses you.

Worth It
Programming Devops Bash Python
2 months ago 96.2K views 0 shares
Worth It
The galaxy brain moment when you convince yourself that spending 48 hours automating a task that takes 20 minutes is somehow "efficient." But let's be real—we're not doing it to save time. We're doing it because manually repeating the same task feels like psychological torture, and writing that script gives us the same dopamine hit as solving a puzzle. Sure, we'll never recoup those hours, but our fragile programmer ego can't handle the thought of doing something "the easy way." It's not laziness, it's... "future-proofing."