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Real Cloud Storage
Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp
19 hours ago 45.1K views 1 shares
Real Cloud Storage
Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

The Real MVP Of Every Tech Company
Backend Devops Programming Cloud
4 days ago 57.3K views 0 shares
The Real MVP Of Every Tech Company
The corporate tech hierarchy in its final form! Three humans with impressive titles and then... an anime character quietly doing all the backend work. Every engineering team has that one mysterious dev who never shows up to meetings but somehow keeps the entire infrastructure from imploding. The anime character is probably the only one who actually knows how the legacy codebase works while everyone else is busy making PowerPoints about "synergy" and "digital transformation." Let's be honest - if your backend engineer is an anime character, your uptime is probably better than AWS. They don't need sleep, coffee, or performance reviews - just respect and the occasional new season of their favorite show.

Old Man Yells At Cloud Services
Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp
5 days ago 71.5K views 0 shares
Old Man Yells At Cloud Services
The cloud revolution has turned every sysadmin into Grandpa Simpson. Remember when we had to physically touch our servers? When DNS issues meant actual phone calls? Now we're just shouting at AWS outages, GCP pricing surprises, and Azure's console that redesigns itself every 3 months. We've gone from racking servers to arguing with JSON files and wondering why our bill suddenly doubled because we forgot to terminate that one instance running in us-east-1. The future is here—it's just abstracted, expensive, and makes us yell at the sky.

Move Fast And Break Things (Literally)
Devops AWS Azure Gcp Testing
6 days ago 72.0K views 0 shares
Move Fast And Break Things (Literally)
When the deadline's breathing down your neck and your manager screams "It's time to deploy!" but your rational coworker suggests checking the plan first... we all know which option wins. Hitting that Terraform button with zero testing is basically playing infrastructure Russian roulette. Who needs a test environment when production is right there? Nothing says "Friday afternoon deploy" like watching your entire infrastructure crumble while frantically typing terraform destroy with shaking hands. The cloud providers thank you for your business!

Go Homeless In Less Than A Month
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
6 days ago 72.5K views 0 shares
Go Homeless In Less Than A Month
Forget smoking and overpriced coffee - the real financial death spiral is forgetting about that EC2 instance you spun up "just to test something real quick." Nothing says "surprise bankruptcy" quite like getting that AWS bill showing you've been hosting the digital equivalent of an empty room for $200/day. The cloud giveth scalability, and the cloud taketh away your rent money. Next time you're debugging at 2 AM, set a calendar reminder titled "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX?"

Users And Me: The Production Firefighter
Debugging Devops Programming Testing Frontend
10 days ago 72.3K views 1 shares
Users And Me: The Production Firefighter
The digital equivalent of building maintenance during dinner service! While users happily dine on your app's features, blissfully unaware of the structural integrity issues, you're frantically patching critical bugs underneath the whole operation. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically deploying hotfixes to production while praying the entire restaurant—err, application—doesn't collapse. The best part? Those users will never know how close they came to their digital meal being served with a side of 500 errors.

Free IT Advice
Debugging Devops Windows Programming Linux
12 days ago 70.2K views 0 shares
Free IT Advice
The golden rule of IT that absolutely no one teaches in computer science degrees. After spending 14 hours debugging some arcane system just to get it working, you develop a healthy fear of touching anything that functions. Sure, that server's been running on a Pentium II since 2003 and is held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it hasn't crashed in 6 years, so it's officially the most stable part of your infrastructure.

Too Afraid To Ask About DevOps
Devops Kubernetes Docker Programming Cloud
17 days ago 96.0K views 0 shares
Too Afraid To Ask About DevOps
The classic "too afraid to ask" situation but with a DevOps twist. This is that developer who's been nodding along in meetings for months while everyone discusses CI/CD pipelines, infrastructure as code, and Kubernetes clusters. Meanwhile, they're secretly googling "what does DevOps actually do" under their desk. It's like watching your coworkers enthusiastically discuss quantum physics while you're still trying to figure out how magnets work. The deployment pipeline is breaking? Just smile and say "must be a config issue" while internally screaming.

New Cloud Architecture
Security Devops AWS Azure Gcp
18 days ago 128.8K views 0 shares
New Cloud Architecture
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

Crime Scene: Server Room
Networking Security Devops Hardware Linux
18 days ago 99.0K views 0 shares
Crime Scene: Server Room
Nothing says "happy Monday" like crime scene tape in the server room. That yellow caution tape is the universal symbol for "some poor sysadmin's weekend was utterly destroyed." Whoever put that there is either preventing others from witnessing the horror of a catastrophic failure or preserving evidence for the inevitable postmortem meeting where someone will have to explain why production went down. The best part? Everyone walking by knows exactly what happened without needing a single word of explanation. Server room + caution tape + Monday morning = someone's about to update their resume.

The First Commandment Of IT
Debugging Devops Windows Programming Linux
20 days ago 97.1K views 0 shares
The First Commandment Of IT
Homer Simpson ripping out a "Free IT Advice" sign to reveal the sacred commandment of tech: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." This isn't just advice—it's the unspoken religion of every production environment. That mystical code that ran fine for 7 years? Written by a dev who left the company in 2015? Deployed on a server no one remembers the password to? Yeah, nobody's volunteering to "refactor" that bad boy. We just light candles and pray it continues working until retirement.

It's Always DNS
Networking Devops Programming Linux Debugging
22 days ago 94.3K views 0 shares
It's Always DNS
The eternal IT support battle in five acts: Angry admin: "THIS IS NOT A DNS ISSUE!" Smug dev: "I CAN PING 8.8.8.8" (Google's DNS server, the universal "is my internet working?" test) Admin, veins popping: "THEN YOUR INTERNET WORKS!" Dev, confused: "I CAN'T PING GOOGLE.COM" Admin, having a stroke: "STOP BLAMING DNS FOR YOUR PROBLEMS" Narrator: It was, in fact, a DNS issue.