Just Why

You know your project is about to get interesting when you see library names like "Kawakami-no-Mikoto" or "Yamata-no-Orochi" in your package.json. Nothing says "production-ready enterprise software" quite like having to copy-paste dependency names from a mythology textbook.

Bonus points when the documentation is sparse and you're left wondering if you're importing a state management library or accidentally summoning something. At least when it inevitably breaks, you can tell your PM that the serpent god of chaos has entered the codebase and there's nothing you can do about it.