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Vibe Hacker

Vibe Hacker
Someone with the username "BLACKHATHACKER0802" opens a GitHub issue asking for help building a project they cloned. Another user responds with the absolute chef's kiss reply: "black hat hacker 0802" 😭 and gets 70 laughing reactions. The irony is beautiful. You're calling yourself a black hat hacker but can't even figure out how to run a README.md file. It's like showing up to a bank heist and asking the teller for directions to the vault. The username screams "I'm dangerous" while the question screams "I just discovered GitHub yesterday." Pro tip: If you're gonna LARP as a hacker, at least learn to read documentation first. The only thing being hacked here is this person's credibility.

Vibe Coded AI Slop

Vibe Coded AI Slop
Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.

My Code Is Self-Documenting

My Code Is Self-Documenting
You know that senior dev who proudly declares "my code is self-documenting" and refuses to write a single comment? Yeah, trying to understand their codebase is like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but an English dictionary. Sure, your variable names are descriptive, but that doesn't explain WHY you're recursively calling a function named processData() three times with slightly different parameters. The hieroglyphics probably had better documentation than your 500-line function that "speaks for itself." Pro tip: If someone needs a dictionary and a PhD to understand your "self-documenting" code, it's not self-documenting. It's self-destructing... your team's productivity.

Christmas Gift

Christmas Gift
Santa really said "BE REALISTIC" and then proceeded to ask the most DEVASTATING follow-up question in the history of Christmas wishes. Kid wants a dragon? Sure, let's talk specs! Bug-free, well-documented, AND readable code? In the SAME codebase? Might as well ask for a unicorn that poops gold while you're at it. The punchline hits different when you realize the kid's answer of "green" is probably the ONLY realistic requirement in this entire conversation. At least dragons come in green. Bug-free code? That's pure fantasy, my friend. Santa's out here teaching harsh life lessons about software development one Christmas at a time.

My Code Is Self Documented

My Code Is Self Documented
You know that developer who swears their code is "self-documenting" because they used variable names like x , data2 , and doStuff() ? Yeah, reading their code is basically archaeology. You're standing there like Indiana Jones trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics, except instead of unlocking the secrets of a lost civilization, you're just trying to figure out why they nested seven ternary operators inside a forEach loop. "Self-documenting" is code for "I was too lazy to write comments and now you're going to suffer." Spoiler alert: your clever one-liner that saves three lines of code isn't clever when it takes 30 minutes to understand. Write the damn comments.

Christmas Gift

Christmas Gift
Kid wants a dragon for Christmas. Santa says "be realistic." Kid adjusts expectations: "I want bug-free, well documented, readable code." Santa, now sweating: "What color do you want your dragon?" Because apparently mythical fire-breathing creatures are more achievable than code that actually makes sense six months later. Santa's been around for centuries and even he knows that clean, documented code is pure fantasy. The dragon is literally the easier ask here. We've all inherited that 3000-line function with variable names like "x2" and "temp_final_REAL" with zero comments. At least with a dragon, you know what you're getting: teeth, wings, fire. With legacy code? Could be anything. Probably held together by a single regex that nobody dares to touch.

Fear Of Programmer

Fear Of Programmer
Vampires cower before sunlight, Superman trembles at the sight of Kryptonite, and programmers? They recoil in absolute TERROR at the mere mention of... documentation. You know, that thing we're supposed to write to help future developers (and our future selves) understand what the heck our code does? Yeah, that. We'll spend hours debugging, refactoring, optimizing—literally ANYTHING—but ask us to write a few sentences explaining our genius? Suddenly we're hissing and running for the shadows. The irony? We'll rage for hours when someone ELSE doesn't document their code. The hypocrisy is real and we're all living it.

Inner Peace

Inner Peace
You know that euphoric moment when you finally solve that bug that's been haunting you for 6 hours, close Stack Overflow tab #47, MDN docs tab #82, GitHub issues tab #93, and approximately 78 other "javascript why does this not work" Google searches? That's the zen state depicted here. The browser tab hoarding is real - we open tabs faster than we can say "let me just check one thing real quick." Each tab represents a rabbit hole of documentation, Stack Overflow threads, and that one blog post from 2014 that might have the answer. Closing them all after shipping your feature hits different than meditation ever could.

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like
Nothing screams "self-documenting" quite like a variable named var.putin_khuylo in your Terraform AWS module. Because when future developers are debugging your infrastructure at 3 AM, what they really need is a geopolitical statement embedded in their boolean logic. The commit message "fix: Always pull a value from SSM data source since a computer" is chef's kiss—incomplete sentence and all. Really helps clarify what's happening in those 833 lines of code. And that overlay text trying to explain the variable? "It basically means value of Putin is d*ckhead variable is true." Thanks, I definitely couldn't have figured that out from the variable name itself. Documentation? Who needs it when you can just name your variables after your political opinions and call it a day. The code is self-documenting, just not in the way anyone expected.

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal
Witnessing someone code on a plane without internet is like watching a cryptid in the wild. No Copilot whispering sweet autocomplete nothings? No frantic Stack Overflow tabs? No documentation? Just pure, unfiltered brain power and error messages? This person is either a coding wizard from the ancient times or has memorized the entire MDN documentation. The rest of us can barely remember our own API endpoints without Googling them seventeen times. Honestly, if you can debug without AI assistance in 2025, you're basically a superhero and should be studied by scientists.

Stop Naming Services After Marvel Characters

Stop Naming Services After Marvel Characters
Finally! Freedom to name your microservice whatever your heart desires! No more boring "user-authentication-service" or "payment-processor-api"—nope, we're going FULL CREATIVE MODE. And what better way to exercise this newfound liberty than naming it after a disabled piglet with a wheelchair? Because nothing screams "professional enterprise architecture" quite like explaining to your CTO that the authentication service is called Chris P. Bacon. The beauty here is the sheer commitment to the bit. Your manager gives you carte blanche on naming conventions, thinking you'll choose something sensible and descriptive. Instead, you've immortalized a piglet from Clermont, Florida in your company's infrastructure. Now every standup meeting includes the phrase "Chris P. Bacon is down" and nobody can keep a straight face. The on-call rotation just got 1000% more entertaining. Bonus points: when new developers join and have to read documentation that casually references Chris P. Bacon handling critical business logic. They'll spend their first week wondering if they joined a tech company or a petting zoo.

Always Write Documentation Before Quitting

Always Write Documentation Before Quitting
When your colleague quits without leaving any docs and you're stuck maintaining their cursed codebase, you find yourself staring at blank pages with notes like "This page was left blank because the previous engineer quit before writing documentation." But then you flip to the next page and discover they somehow had time to write a full academic paper on "Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for Sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches." Complete with an abstract, keywords, and what appears to be legitimate protocol analysis (UDP, TCP, HTTP, SSL) for... optimizing dick pic delivery. The priorities here are chef's kiss . Can't document the actual production system that generates revenue, but can absolutely produce a peer-reviewed paper for EdgartsPocketRocket.com. The dedication to the wrong things is honestly impressive. Pro tip: If you're gonna rage quit, at least leave a README. Your replacement doesn't deserve this chaos.