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Justified

17 hours ago 195.6K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the ancient art of waterboarding someone for suggesting best practices. Your team watches in silent approval as you're stretched on the rack for daring to propose that maybe, just maybe , spending a sprint on documentation and unit tests could prevent the production fires that happen every other Tuesday. The irony? Six months later when the codebase is an undocumented dumpster fire and nobody knows what anything does, they'll be asking "why didn't we write tests?" while you're still recovering from the torture chamber. But sure, let's ship that feature with zero coverage and comments that say "//TODO: fix this later" because technical debt is just a myth invented by people who hate fun, right? At least the medieval executioners had the decency to make it quick. Your team prefers the slow death of watching you maintain their spaghetti code alone.

True Story That Might Have Happened Today

AI Programming Debugging

2 days ago 151.3K views 0 shares

True Story That Might Have Happened Today

Nothing quite captures that special blend of horror and betrayal like discovering your AI assistant has been creatively interpreting your project requirements. You trusted Copilot to autocomplete your life, and instead it decided to play God with your entire config setup. The quotes around "did" are doing some heavy lifting here—because let's be real, it was definitely you who accepted every single suggestion without reading them. But sure, blame the coworker. That's what they're there for, right? The real kicker? You only found out by reading the documentation. Like some kind of responsible developer . Disgusting.

Please Keep Your Documentation Updated I Am Begging

Backend Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

3 days ago 154.6K views 0 shares

Please Keep Your Documentation Updated I Am Begging

Oh, the sheer AUDACITY of outdated documentation! You waltz into what SHOULD be a simple integration task, armed with confidence and the API docs. "This'll take a day, maybe two," you whisper to yourself like a naive little summer child. But PLOT TWIST: Those docs were last updated when dinosaurs roamed the earth! Endpoints don't exist anymore, authentication methods have completely changed, and half the parameters are deprecated. Now you're spelunking through cryptic error messages, reverse-engineering their API by trial and error, and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Three weeks later, you emerge from the portal dimension of despair, hair disheveled, eyes bloodshot, having aged approximately 47 years. The "straightforward" task has consumed your soul and your sanity. Meanwhile, the third-party API provider is probably sipping margaritas somewhere, blissfully unaware they've created a documentation graveyard that's ruining lives. Pro tip: If the docs say "Last updated: 2019," just run. Run far, far away.

UML Is Love UML Is Life

Programming Csharp C++ Java Backend

4 days ago 145.2K views 0 shares

Oh honey, nothing screams "romance on public transit" quite like someone sketching UML diagrams on their phone. Our girl here spots a guy drawing and her heart does a little flutter thinking she's found a fellow creative soul, an ARTIST in the wild! But plot twist—he's drawing class diagrams with methods, attributes, and relationships. The sheer betrayal! The emotional whiplash! She went from "maybe he's sketching the sunset" to "oh god it's a database schema" faster than you can say "inheritance hierarchy." But let's be real, UML diagrams ARE art... just the kind that makes your eyes glaze over in software engineering meetings while your soul slowly leaves your body.

Vibe Coder Life

Programming Git Debugging

5 days ago 220.9K views 0 shares

You know someone's treating their codebase like a personal diary when every commit message looks like "🔥🚀💥❌✅". Instead of writing descriptive variable names or meaningful comments, they're out here communicating exclusively through hieroglyphics. Is that fire emoji because the code is hot garbage that needs to be deleted, or because it's performing well? Is the rocket a deployment or just wishful thinking? The checkmark could mean tests are passing or just vibes-based approval. The real kicker is trying to debug their code when the only documentation is "fixed the thing 💯" from 6 months ago. Good luck figuring out what handleStuff() does when the only comment above it is "🎯🔥". Pro tip: emojis don't show up in stack traces, and your future self will absolutely hate you during that 2 AM production incident.

Modern Devs Be Like

Debugging Webdev Programming StackOverflow

9 days ago 235.8K views 1 shares

The accuracy is devastating. Modern developers have basically turned into professional copy-paste artists who panic the moment their WiFi drops. "Vibe coding" and "jr dev" are having the time of their lives in the shallow end, while "reading doc" is drowning in the background because nobody actually reads documentation anymore—why would you when Stack Overflow exists? But the real kicker? "Debugging without internet" is literally at the bottom of the ocean, dead and forgotten. Because let's be honest, trying to fix bugs without Google is like trying to perform surgery blindfolded. No Stack Overflow? No ChatGPT? No frantically searching "why is my code broken"? You might as well be coding in the Stone Age. The evolution is complete: we went from reading manuals to Googling everything to now just asking AI to write our code. Documentation? That's boomer energy. Debugging offline? That's a skill your ancestors had.

Trust Me Bro I Wrote This

Programming Debugging

13 days ago 252.7K views 0 shares

You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like: // 🔥 this might break idk // TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed) function doTheThing() { ... } The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

Git Webdev Programming

19 days ago 185.3K views 0 shares

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

The GitHub Octocat has emerged from the depths to deliver the most painful truth in software development: your "original" idea is definitely sitting in some dusty repo somewhere. Plot twist? It exists in four different states of completion—two abandoned attempts, one elegant solution that somehow works, and one cursed implementation with zero documentation that probably summons demons at runtime. The broken heart emoji really drives home that special feeling when you discover your weekend project already exists with 50k stars and was archived in 2019.

Documentation Is More Complex Than Tutorials

Programming

19 days ago 273.5K views 0 shares

Documentation Is More Complex Than Tutorials

When someone tells you to "just read the docs," they're assuming documentation is like a nice tutorial with step-by-step instructions. Reality check: documentation is written by engineers who've already mastered the thing and assume you know what a "monad" is without explanation. The LEGO analogy nails it. You want to attach a simple 1x4 brick to your project. The documentation? It's showing you how that brick can theoretically connect to seventeen different surfaces at impossible angles, none of which are the straightforward "just put it on top" approach you actually need. Bonus points when the docs explain every edge case except the one basic use case that 99% of users need. Thanks, I really needed to know about the deprecated parameter from version 2.3 before learning how to initialize the library.

This Isn't Normal

Azure Microsoft Programming Backend Cloud

20 days ago 341.6K views 0 shares

When someone dares to suggest you could just use a simple, straightforward solution but instead you're out here wrestling with the Azure Storage SDK like it's a feral beast that refuses to be tamed. Because why would ANYTHING in cloud development be intuitive or easy? The SDK documentation reads like ancient hieroglyphics, the error messages are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, and you're just sitting there screaming into the void while your code throws exceptions you didn't even know existed. But sure, let's just "be normal" about our cloud storage implementation. Normal is for people who don't enjoy suffering through 47 authentication methods and blob container permissions that make zero sense!

This Is Pretty Accurate For Me

Unity Gamedev StackOverflow Debugging

20 days ago 270.7K views 0 shares

Nothing hits quite like desperately searching for a solution to your Unity problem, only to discover that the ONLY documentation available is a Reddit thread from 2018 with three upvotes and a Unity forum post where the last reply is "nvm figured it out" with ZERO explanation. You're standing there like a lost soul facing an army of ancient wisdom that refuses to actually help you, while those 5-year-old posts just stare back menacingly like they hold the secrets to the universe but won't share them. The Unity documentation? Nonexistent. Stack Overflow? Crickets. Your only hope? Archaeological excavation through dead forums where half the links are broken and the other half reference Unity 4.2 features that don't exist anymore. Truly the developer's version of being haunted by ghosts of solutions past.

Read Documentation

Debugging Programming StackOverflow

22 days ago 323.2K views 1 shares

The classic developer time-management paradox strikes again. We'll spend an entire workday stepping through code line by line, adding console.log statements like breadcrumbs, questioning our life choices, and Googling increasingly desperate variations of the same error message—all to avoid spending 5 minutes reading the docs that explicitly explain the solution. It's like we're allergic to documentation until we've exhausted every other option. The debugger becomes our therapist, Stack Overflow becomes our best friend, and the actual documentation sits there gathering digital dust, knowing full well it had the answer all along. The irony? After those 6 hours, we finally check the docs and find the solution in the first paragraph. Classic.

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