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The Elvish Language Of Regex

The Elvish Language Of Regex
The eternal curse of regex... Ten years of coding experience and I still copy-paste patterns from Stack Overflow like it's my first day. That bottom expression probably validates email addresses or parses HTML—two things you should never attempt with regex according to ancient developer wisdom. Yet here we are, staring at hieroglyphics and pretending we'll remember how they work next time.

Just Google It (Also AI)

Just Google It (Also AI)
The eternal workplace hierarchy in one image! A junior programmer desperately reaches for help with what's probably a simple syntax error, while the senior dev performs the sacred ritual of deflection. The irony? That senior was once frantically Googling the same stuff. The real senior dev superpower isn't knowing everything—it's knowing exactly what to Google and pretending you knew it all along. Meanwhile, the junior will eventually learn that "RTFM" and "just Google it" are the unofficial mantras of our profession. Circle of life, but with more Stack Overflow.

Claude Has Been Here

Claude Has Been Here
The telltale signs of AI assistance in your codebase are always there if you know where to look. Someone claims "Claude has been here," and the evidence? That cursed FINAL_SUMMARY.md file sitting in your repo root. It's like finding footprints in the snow - AI assistants and their weird habit of generating summary files nobody asked for. Eight PRs later and you're still finding random markdown files with perfect documentation that nobody on your team is skilled enough to have written.

Zero Critical Thinking

Zero Critical Thinking
When your teammate keeps submitting pull requests that just update the README.md file over and over again. Nothing says "I'm contributing!" quite like seven identical commits that add absolutely nothing of value. Meanwhile, the actual codebase is on fire, but hey, at least the documentation has another typo fixed! The best part? They'll probably list "Git expert" on their resume after this masterclass in version control.

The Sacred Unspoken Questions

The Sacred Unspoken Questions
The ultimate taboo questions revealed! While society warns against asking women their age or men their salary, the true forbidden knowledge is asking a developer what their cryptic commit messages actually mean. "Fixed stuff" at 3 AM? "Minor tweaks" that rewrote the entire authentication system? That vibe coder with headphones and sunglasses knows exactly what chaos they unleashed with "small refactor" - a complete architectural overhaul that somehow both fixed and created 17 new bugs simultaneously. The git history never lies, but the commit messages absolutely do!

Looking Closely At The Digital Footprints

Looking Closely At The Digital Footprints
The classic developer tracking system – ancient commit archeology. When someone says "India Indian has been here," they're spotting telltale signs of another dev's code. The response "How can you tell?" is all of us pretending we can't see those nested if-statements and 200-character variable names. And the solution? "Update Readme.md" – because documenting what the hell happened six months ago is apparently too much to ask. Nothing says "I was here" quite like undocumented code that somehow works but nobody knows why.

The Universal Truth Of Coding Tutorials

The Universal Truth Of Coding Tutorials
Nothing beats the raw, unfiltered knowledge from that one Indian guy on YouTube teaching complex algorithms on a 240p video with a $2 microphone. Meanwhile, senior devs with fancy degrees are watching the same video because Stack Overflow is down and the documentation might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The best part? That "beginner" tutorial somehow solves problems the official docs claim are "impossible." The programming hierarchy isn't about years of experience—it's about who can find that one perfect tutorial at 3 AM when everything's on fire.

No One Documents (Until The AI Arrives)

No One Documents (Until The AI Arrives)
The future is here, folks. Remember when we couldn't be bothered to document our code for other humans? Now we're suddenly motivated to write pristine docs... for our AI overlords. Nothing says "priorities straight" like ignoring your colleagues for years but immediately catering to ChatGPT's needs. Future archaeologists will discover perfectly documented codebases that no human ever read.

Pretty Please Don't Hack Our Users

Pretty Please Don't Hack Our Users
Open source maintainers having to explicitly tell contributors not to add malware is like telling a fox not to eat your chickens. That single bullet point in the contribution guide is doing some heavy lifting—as if malicious actors read documentation and go "oh darn, guess I'll have to find another repo to corrupt." The desperate plea of "Please do not add malware" has the same energy as Dora telling Swiper not to swipe. Spoiler alert: Swiper's gonna swipe anyway.

Want Something To Cry About?

Want Something To Cry About?
Nothing says "welcome to the real world" like being handed the ISO/IEC 14882:2024 standard—aka the C++ specification. It's the programming equivalent of being told "the swimming pool is over there" and then getting thrown into the Mariana Trench. 900+ pages of the most arcane syntax rules, undefined behaviors, and template metaprogramming nightmares known to mankind. And they update it every few years just when you thought you understood the previous version! The real tears come at 3 AM when you're debugging a segfault caused by some obscure rule on page 734.

Maybe We Can Add That In The Next Sprint

Maybe We Can Add That In The Next Sprint
The classic software development hierarchy of attention! While developers lovingly cradle shiny new features like a precious baby, documentation and testing are barely kept afloat, gasping for air. Meanwhile, accessibility, internationalization, and localization? Those poor souls have been dead at the bottom of the ocean since the project kickoff meeting. Product managers be like: "We'll definitely prioritize i18n in the next sprint!" *Narrator voice*: They did not, in fact, prioritize it in the next sprint.

Proper Nerve Management

Proper Nerve Management
Rejecting the tangled mess of legacy code that somehow still works, but approving the clean, organized cable management approach to your codebase. Because nothing says "professional developer" like pretending your spaghetti code is actually a well-structured system with proper documentation. At least until someone needs to make a change.