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Read Documentation

12 hours ago 223.7K views 0 shares

The classic developer time-management paradox strikes again. We'll spend an entire workday stepping through code line by line, adding console.log statements like breadcrumbs, questioning our life choices, and Googling increasingly desperate variations of the same error message—all to avoid spending 5 minutes reading the docs that explicitly explain the solution. It's like we're allergic to documentation until we've exhausted every other option. The debugger becomes our therapist, Stack Overflow becomes our best friend, and the actual documentation sits there gathering digital dust, knowing full well it had the answer all along. The irony? After those 6 hours, we finally check the docs and find the solution in the first paragraph. Classic.

Too Many Emojis

AI Webdev Git Programming

1 day ago 214.6K views 1 shares

You know a README was AI-generated when it looks like a unicorn threw up emojis all over your documentation. Every section has 🚀, every feature gets a ✨, and there's always that suspicious 📦 next to "Installation". But here's the thing—you can't actually prove it wasn't written by some overly enthusiastic developer who just discovered emoji shortcuts. Maybe they really are that excited about their npm package. Maybe they genuinely believe the rocket emoji adds 30% more performance. The plausible deniability is chef's kiss.

True Story Of Being A Developer

Agile Programming

1 day ago 167.5K views 0 shares

The three stages of developer enthusiasm. First panel: naive optimism. Second panel: the moment you realize they want you to build a spaceship but won't tell you if it needs to fly or just look pretty. Third panel: pure, unfiltered joy because no requirements means no one can tell you you're doing it wrong. You're not building what they want—you're building what they deserve for not writing a single user story.

Is It True?

Debugging Programming StackOverflow

2 days ago 103.4K views 0 shares

Look, we all know that one developer who would rather spend their entire afternoon banging their head against the keyboard, sacrificing goats to the debugging gods, and questioning every life choice that led them to this moment... all to avoid spending a measly 5 minutes reading the docs. It's like watching someone try to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions while insisting "I GOT THIS" as everything collapses around them. The documentation literally has the answer RIGHT THERE, but nope! We're too proud, too stubborn, or maybe just allergic to actually RTFM. And honestly? We'll do it again tomorrow.

Here's How To Do It But Don't Do It Like This

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend

3 days ago 142.3K views 0 shares

Here's How To Do It But Don't Do It Like This

You copy the exact code from the documentation, hit run, and suddenly you're staring at an error message telling you that what you just did is forbidden. Turns out "demonstration purposes" is developer-speak for "this will absolutely break in production but it makes for a clean screenshot." Documentation writers love pulling this move—they'll show you the simplest possible implementation that violates every best practice known to humanity, then slap a tiny disclaimer at the bottom that you'll only notice after you've already committed it to main. No error handling, hardcoded credentials, synchronous calls blocking the entire thread... it's all there, beautifully formatted and completely unusable. The real kicker? Half the time the "correct" way isn't even documented. You're just supposed to magically know that the example was a trap.

What Should You Never Ask Them

Git Devops Programming

7 days ago 247.7K views 0 shares

You know those sensitive topics people avoid at dinner parties? Well, tech has its own version. Don't ask a woman her age, don't ask a man his salary, and whatever you do, don't ask a "vibe coder" to explain their commit messages. Because let's be real—that commit history is a warzone of "fix bug", "asdfasdf", "PLEASE WORK", and "I have no idea what I changed but it works now". Asking them to explain their commits is like asking someone to justify their life choices at 2 AM. It's not gonna end well. The "vibe coder" just codes by feel, ships features, and hopes nobody ever runs git blame on their work. Documentation? That's future-them's problem.

Documentation Level: Cat

Programming

10 days ago 211.6K views 0 shares

You know your documentation is top-tier when it just says what the thing is. Variable named "cat"? Better add a comment that says "// cat" so future developers understand it's a cat. Function called getUserData()? Slap a "// gets user data" on there and call it a day. It's like labeling a box "BOX" and feeling productive about your organizational skills. The comment provides exactly zero additional information beyond what the code already screams at you. But hey, at least the comment count looks impressive in the metrics report. Pro tip: If your comment just repeats the function name in sentence form, you've achieved peak uselessness. Congratulations, you're now compliant with the "every function must have a comment" policy while contributing absolutely nothing to human knowledge.

Flexing In 2025

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging

11 days ago 220.4K views 0 shares

Imagine thinking you're hot stuff because you can code on a plane without internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us panic if Stack Overflow is down for 5 seconds. This legend is out here raw-dogging code like it's 1995—no AI copilot holding their hand, no documentation tabs open, no frantic Googling "how to reverse a string in [language]" for the 47th time. The real flex isn't the airplane mode—it's the "carefully reading error messages" part. We all know 99% of developers just copy-paste errors into Google faster than you can say "segmentation fault." This person is literally using their brain as a debugger. Absolutely unhinged behavior. Fun fact: Studies show that developers spend about 35% of their time searching for solutions online. This madlad is operating in hard mode while the rest of us have ChatGPT on speed dial. Respect the hustle, but also... why torture yourself?

Vibe Hacker

Security Git Programming

18 days ago 189.6K views 0 shares

Someone with the username "BLACKHATHACKER0802" opens a GitHub issue asking for help building a project they cloned. Another user responds with the absolute chef's kiss reply: "black hat hacker 0802" 😭 and gets 70 laughing reactions. The irony is beautiful. You're calling yourself a black hat hacker but can't even figure out how to run a README.md file. It's like showing up to a bank heist and asking the teller for directions to the vault. The username screams "I'm dangerous" while the question screams "I just discovered GitHub yesterday." Pro tip: If you're gonna LARP as a hacker, at least learn to read documentation first. The only thing being hacked here is this person's credibility.

Vibe Coded AI Slop

AI Webdev Git Programming

19 days ago 322.3K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.

My Code Is Self-Documenting

Programming Debugging

21 days ago 184.5K views 0 shares

You know that senior dev who proudly declares "my code is self-documenting" and refuses to write a single comment? Yeah, trying to understand their codebase is like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but an English dictionary. Sure, your variable names are descriptive, but that doesn't explain WHY you're recursively calling a function named processData() three times with slightly different parameters. The hieroglyphics probably had better documentation than your 500-line function that "speaks for itself." Pro tip: If someone needs a dictionary and a PhD to understand your "self-documenting" code, it's not self-documenting. It's self-destructing... your team's productivity.

Christmas Gift

Debugging Programming Testing

21 days ago 180.3K views 0 shares

Santa really said "BE REALISTIC" and then proceeded to ask the most DEVASTATING follow-up question in the history of Christmas wishes. Kid wants a dragon? Sure, let's talk specs! Bug-free, well-documented, AND readable code? In the SAME codebase? Might as well ask for a unicorn that poops gold while you're at it. The punchline hits different when you realize the kid's answer of "green" is probably the ONLY realistic requirement in this entire conversation. At least dragons come in green. Bug-free code? That's pure fantasy, my friend. Santa's out here teaching harsh life lessons about software development one Christmas at a time.

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