The Two Types Of Users

The internet's obsession with "vibe coding" has reached Shrek-level annoyance. You know the trend—writing code based on feelings rather than logic, slapping random colors on your VS Code, and calling it "aesthetic programming." Meanwhile, actual software engineers are banging their heads against walls as Stack Overflow fills with questions like "how do I make my function more chill?" Newsflash: computers don't care about your vibes. They care about syntax. Your rainbow terminal won't fix that null pointer exception, Karen.

Content TYPES OF RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POSTS CLIENTS ARE STUPID DOES NEEDING TO USE GOOGLE AND DOCUMENTATION MAKE YOU A BAD PROGRAMMER? COMPILERS ARE MOSTLY BAD AT EXPLAINING SYNTAX ERRORS IS IT OKAY TO USE INFINITE RAM? HOLD MY BEER WHILE I MAKE FUN OF JAVASCRIPT STACKOVERFLOW VOTED LEAST FRIENDLY SITE HERE'S HOW I CREATED A NEW TOOL AND STILL FAILED TO PASS A JOB INTERVIEW USING THAT SAME TOOL NUMBER OF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES REQUIRED ON JOB OFFERS HAVE INCREASED 3000 IN THE LAST CENTURY PRINTING "HELLO. WORLD!" DOES NOT TEACH EVERYTHING ABOUT A LANGUAGE WHAT I'M DOING DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO WHAT I THINK SOCIETY THINKS I'M DOING: A CASE STUDY IN FIXING PRINTERS FOR FREE NEW RECORD: ONE USER TRAPPED IN VIM FOR 50 CONSECUTIVE YEARS RECURSI000ON: LOOK HOW META I AM! read the original version at https:kcd.com2456

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of this code! 💀 Everyone's losing their minds over a horrifying bug, coffee guy is spitting his drink everywhere, people are LITERALLY pulling their hair out... and there sits little Timmy, smugly watching his masterpiece unfold. The diabolical plot twist? That precious little monster wrote code that INTENTIONALLY runs slower when people are watching! It's the digital equivalent of your car making that weird noise until you take it to the mechanic! Honestly, this kid deserves either immediate termination or a promotion to senior architect. There is no in-between.

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