The Two Types Of Users

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Ah yes, the duality of user preferences. Developer creates accessibility feature for people afraid of spiders, then immediately thinks "what if we just went completely the other direction?" Because nothing says good UX like offering users either zero spiders or converting the entire interface into spiders. Next update: "Arachnid Dark Mode" where all toggle switches are tiny spiders that you have to click on their abdomens.

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