FFmpeg Goes To Washington

Content Everyone: it's a game for kids Programmers: ProgrammerHumor

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things fast. Two buttons: one inviting you to safely deploy to test with a friendly "YES" button, and the other—surrounded by hazard stripes—screaming "Deploy Directly to Production" with a firm "NO" button. Yet there you are, sweating profusely, knowing deep down that you're going to bypass all those carefully crafted CI/CD pipelines because "it's just a small fix" and "nobody will notice." Narrator: Everyone noticed. Seven years of building robust deployment processes, and we still hit that production button like it's the last slice of pizza at 2 AM. Pure self-sabotage wrapped in the sweet illusion of efficiency.

Content GOOD moR-NinG SUNSHiNe!. Hashmap, me inleetcode

Finally, someone defined the data structure we've all been dealing with for years! That's what happens when you let the junior dev name the interfaces after a late-night debugging session. The properties are surprisingly accurate though - viscosity and amount are definitely numbers you'd want to track, and color as a string makes perfect sense. Just waiting for someone to add the optional "smell" property in the next PR.

The AUDACITY of business engineering programs! 😤 First they LURE you in with fancy business talk, then SURPRISE! Programming lectures appear out of NOWHERE! You start getting excited about Java and OOP like "Ooh, I'm a real programmer now!" Then BAM! 💥 They hit you with the ULTIMATE BETRAYAL - coding ON PAPER! No compiler, no autocomplete, just you and your PATHETIC human memory trying to remember if semicolons go at the end of every line. The CRUELTY is simply BEYOND COMPREHENSION! It's like being taught to swim and then being tested in a desert. DIABOLICAL!

Content thinks he'll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working didn't lie on his resume "Virgin Hard Worker" graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work SiN, lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry tries to be friends with the cute receptionist "Chad Time Thief" Doesn't snitch on others when they are goofing off as well makes memes on company time takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired clocks in from hour lunch says he's still on lunch YoLO always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to spends an hour messing with chair height settings said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code