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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Japanese Memes

Posts tagged with Japanese

Who Would Win: $2000 GPU vs Japanese Dev Coding Like It's 2009

Gamedev AI Hardware C++ Algorithms
1 month ago 123.8K views 0 shares
Who Would Win: $2000 GPU vs Japanese Dev Coding Like It's 2009
Billion-dollar GPU vs. one efficient Japanese coder? Not even a contest. While we're all chasing fancy hardware to run our bloated, framework-heavy code, Japanese game devs are out here making masterpieces run on calculators. Monster Hunter and Elden Ring weren't built with 16 layers of abstraction and 800MB of node_modules. The rest of us are like "I need a quantum computer to center this div" while they're squeezing every last cycle from hardware like it's still the PS2 era. Efficiency is apparently a lost art everywhere except Japan.

Slack This To Your Favorite Coworker

Debugging Webdev Programming Testing
2 months ago 110.2K views 1 shares
Slack This To Your Favorite Coworker
Oh. My. GOODNESS! The AUDACITY of this meme! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It's showing how a simple bug in Japanese is just one character, but "your code" in Japanese is a CATASTROPHIC EXPLOSION of complexity! It's basically saying your coworker's code is such a horrific disaster that even the Japanese writing system needs extra characters to fully capture its chaotic essence! Send this to that teammate who swears they "tested everything" before pushing to production and then somehow broke the entire database. I'm DYING! ๐Ÿ’€

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