Every Time I Need To Copy From Doc To Doc

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5 months ago 185,776 views 1 shares

Every Time I Need To Copy From Doc To Doc

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The eternal struggle of clipboard roulette. CTRL+V works flawlessly 99% of the time, but CTRL+C? That's the command you'll find yourself hitting 4-5 times just to be sure. Nothing quite like pasting your carefully copied API key only to see yesterday's lunch order appear instead. Trust issues with technology are real, and they start with the copy command.

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