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Pretty Please Don't Hack Our Users

Pretty Please Don't Hack Our Users
Open source maintainers having to explicitly tell contributors not to add malware is like telling a fox not to eat your chickens. That single bullet point in the contribution guide is doing some heavy lifting—as if malicious actors read documentation and go "oh darn, guess I'll have to find another repo to corrupt." The desperate plea of "Please do not add malware" has the same energy as Dora telling Swiper not to swipe. Spoiler alert: Swiper's gonna swipe anyway.

Never Trust The Copy

Never Trust The Copy
Evolution of a developer in three stages: First, the peasant way: manually highlighting with the mouse like it's your first day with a computer. Then, the standard keyboard shortcut approach that separates the professionals from the amateurs. But the final form? Hitting Ctrl+C multiple times because you've been burned too many times by phantom clipboard failures. That satisfying machine-gun tapping of the C key is the sound of trust issues developed over years of lost code and broken promises. The tuxedo is just what your soul wears after enough clipboard betrayals.

Trust Issues In The Digital Age

Trust Issues In The Digital Age
THE AUDACITY! Microsoft's OneDrive suggesting it'll protect you from ransomware is like a fox offering to guard your henhouse! 🦊🐔 Microsoft, sweetie, you can't be the solution when your products are half the problem! Windows is basically a welcome mat for malware at this point. And now you want me to store my precious recovery files with YOU?! The "Dismiss" button might as well say "I'm not THAT desperate yet." Honey, I'd rather write my files on stone tablets than trust the company whose security updates are basically just apologies.

The Save Button Trust Issues

The Save Button Trust Issues
The paranoia is real . While normal humans click save and move on with their lives, developers exist in a perpetual state of file-saving anxiety. That crucial code you just wrote? Did it actually save? Better check. Then save again. Then one more time for good measure. It's not paranoia if the system really is out to get you. We've all lost work to the void at least once, and our trauma manifests as this absurd save-check-save-check ritual that no amount of autosave functionality will ever cure. Ctrl+S is not just a keyboard shortcut—it's a nervous tic developed through years of trust issues with computers.

Is This A Virus?

Is This A Virus?
Ah, the legendary CrystalDiskInfo67.exe – that sketchy-looking executable with a CD icon that somehow ends up being more trustworthy than half your company's codebase. When your disk is making sounds like a blender full of paperclips, this is the hero you reluctantly download, hovering over the "Run Anyway" button while whispering "please don't steal my Bitcoin." The irony is that legitimate disk diagnostic tools often look more suspicious than actual malware. Trust issues? In this industry, we call that "experience."

Press X To Doubt

Press X To Doubt
ChatGPT's confidence is inversely proportional to the likelihood of its code actually working. Nothing screams "hidden runtime exception" quite like "thoroughly refined, rigorously tested, and fully stable." The skeptical face says it all—that code is about to crash your production server faster than you can say "but it worked on my machine." The only thing more reliable than AI-generated bugs is the human suspicion they inspire.

It Might Be A Good Idea To Switch To Linux Already

It Might Be A Good Idea To Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell. Ask to install a program, and suddenly your computer turns into an overprotective parent doing a background check. "Where are you from, buddy?" Like it's interrogating a suspicious character at the border. The moment the program can't produce proper papers? VIRUS ALERT! Meanwhile, Linux is sitting in the corner like "sudo apt install whatever-the-hell-you-want" and just... does it. No questions asked. The trust issues of Windows would make my therapist rich.

Every Time I Need To Copy From Doc To Doc

Every Time I Need To Copy From Doc To Doc
The eternal struggle of clipboard roulette. CTRL+V works flawlessly 99% of the time, but CTRL+C? That's the command you'll find yourself hitting 4-5 times just to be sure. Nothing quite like pasting your carefully copied API key only to see yesterday's lunch order appear instead. Trust issues with technology are real, and they start with the copy command.

Trust Issues: A Developer's Guide To Saving

Trust Issues: A Developer's Guide To Saving
Ah, the classic dilemma of the paranoid developer. Rejecting the simple "Save Game" option because deep down we all know that's just begging for a crash. Meanwhile, the "Save and Exit Game" option gets the approving nod because it's like wearing both a belt AND suspenders. Why trust a single save operation when you can immediately retreat to safety? It's not paranoia if the code really is out to get you. The unspoken truth of game development: nothing validates your trust issues quite like losing three hours of progress because you dared to believe in a simple "Save" button.

It Doesn't Hurt To Be Cautious

It Doesn't Hurt To Be Cautious
The paranoia is real. Sure, a simple Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V would work just fine for copying and pasting code, but what if—WHAT IF—the copy didn't actually register? The bottom panel shows the superior technique: frantically hammering Ctrl+C multiple times before pasting, just to be absolutely certain. It's like checking if your car doors are locked five times before walking away. Trust issues with clipboard functionality is the mark of a true developer who's been burned before. The code must flow!

Just One Last Save (Again And Again And Again)

Just One Last Save (Again And Again And Again)
The ABSOLUTE TRAUMA of losing unsaved work has turned us all into paranoid save-button abusers! That moment when you've already hit Ctrl+S fourteen times in the last minute, but your brain SCREAMS "what if it didn't register the first thirteen times?!" The sheer AUDACITY of our trust issues with perfectly functional software! And yet, we continue this toxic relationship, frantically mashing Ctrl+S like we're trying to perform CPR on our documents. Because deep down, we know... the work is mysterious and important . And so is our crippling fear of technology betraying us at the worst possible moment!

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell! The computer is like that friend who's WAY too trusting—happily installing programs without checking their credentials first. Then suddenly gets paranoid when it's too late. "Where are you from buddy?" is basically Windows' version of security theater before it freaks out with virus warnings after the malware is already running wild. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea watching this disaster unfold from their permission-based sanctuary.