When the job market is so brutal that you're contemplating a career pivot into unauthorized employment. Just show up at a random company, sit at an empty desk, and start committing code. Worst case scenario? They escort you out. Best case? Free office snacks and you've accidentally joined their daily standup for three weeks before anyone notices. The real galaxy brain move is the police station backup plan. "Officer, I'm here to optimize your database queries." They can't arrest you if you're already at the station, right? That's just efficiency. Honestly though, with how desperate companies claim to be for developers while simultaneously ghosting 500 applications, this guerrilla employment strategy might be the innovation the hiring process needs.