Developer life Memes

Junior dev discovers their company actually enforces clean git practices and suddenly realizes they can't just nuke their messy commit history with git push --force anymore. The existential crisis hits different when you realize you'll actually have to learn proper rebasing, squashing, and writing meaningful commit messages instead of your usual "fixed stuff" × 47 commits. For context: --force and --force-with-lease let you overwrite remote history, which is great for cleaning up your own branch but catastrophic on shared branches. Most teams disable this on main branches and PRs to prevent people from rewriting shared history and causing merge chaos. Now our friend here has to actually think about their commits like a professional instead of treating git like a save button in a video game. Welcome to the big leagues, where your commit history is public record and your shame is permanent.

Nothing says "I've made some questionable decisions" quite like typing git reset --hard in production. It's the nuclear option of version control—no mercy, no survivors, just you and your obliterated uncommitted changes staring into the void together. The action-packed poster fits perfectly because this command is basically the time-travel device of git, except instead of saving the world, you're desperately trying to undo that experimental refactor you definitely should have committed first. Some say Tom does his own stunts. Developers who run this without backing up do their own disasters.

The perfect alibi. Your manager wants you to work, but GitHub is down, which means you literally cannot push code, pull requests are impossible, and your entire CI/CD pipeline is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. The boss storms in demanding productivity, and you just casually deflect with "Github down" like it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. Manager immediately backs off with "OH. CARRY ON." because even they know that without GitHub, the entire dev team is basically on paid vacation. It's the one excuse that requires zero explanation. No need to justify why you're not coding—everyone in tech knows that when GitHub goes down, the modern software development ecosystem grinds to a halt. You could be working on local branches, sure, but let's be real: nobody's doing that. We're all just refreshing the GitHub status page and browsing Reddit until the green checkmarks return.