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Amen

5 minutes ago 1.3K views 0 shares

Someone literally got </head> and <body> HTML tags tattooed on their neck and back. Because apparently, proper semantic markup isn't just for your code anymore—it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE. The commitment to web standards is absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it. Nothing says "I live and breathe HTML" quite like permanently inking closing tags on your actual human body. The tattoo artist probably charged extra for the forward slash. And yes, before you ask, the opening tags are presumably somewhere we can't see, because even tattoo placement needs to follow proper HTML structure or the browser—I mean, your body—won't render correctly. 💀

How Can A Fix Create Multiple Issues

Debugging Programming Testing

30 minutes ago 6.3K views 0 shares

You know that magical moment when you fix ONE tiny bug and suddenly your codebase transforms into a hydra? Cut off one head and SEVENTY-THREE MORE sprout in its place! Congratulations, you've just achieved the impossible: negative productivity. That brief moment of pure joy when the tests pass and you feel like a coding god? GONE. Replaced by the soul-crushing realization that your "fix" has awakened ancient bugs that were peacefully sleeping in the depths of your codebase. It's like you accidentally kicked over a hornet's nest made entirely of edge cases and race conditions. The best part? You can't even undo it now because you've already committed and pushed. Welcome to debugging hell, population: you and your 73 new friends.

Fact

Programming Webdev

10 hours ago 128.3K views 0 shares

Developers complaining about their back pain while simultaneously sitting like a contortionist attempting an Olympic-level gymnastics routine is peak irony. Your spine is screaming for mercy while you're out here typing with your legs in a position that would make a yoga instructor weep. The duality of developer existence: acknowledging the physical toll of the job while refusing to sit like a normal human being for even five consecutive minutes. Ergonomic chair? Nah, let's just become a human pretzel instead!

A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

13 hours ago 173.9K views 0 shares

A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

Forget Full Stack Developer—we're all just Pull Stack Developers copy-pasting from StackOverflow, GitHub repos, and random blog posts we found at 2 AM. The "stack" we're really mastering is Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Who needs to memorize syntax when you've got the entire internet as your external brain? Job interviews ask about data structures, but the real skill is knowing which search terms will get you the code snippet that actually works.

Yes

Programming Devops Git Debugging Testing

14 hours ago 169.7K views 0 shares

The iceberg of software development. That tiny tip poking above the waterline? That's what makes it into the standup meeting. The massive frozen mountain of despair below? That's debugging why the CI/CD pipeline failed at 3 AM, refactoring legacy code that predates your birth, attending meetings about meetings, explaining to management why you can't "just add a button," writing documentation nobody will read, fixing merge conflicts, optimizing queries that shouldn't exist, and contemplating career changes while waiting for npm install to finish. But sure, tell me again how you "just write code all day."

Flexing In 2025

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging

18 hours ago 175.7K views 0 shares

Imagine thinking you're hot stuff because you can code on a plane without internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us panic if Stack Overflow is down for 5 seconds. This legend is out here raw-dogging code like it's 1995—no AI copilot holding their hand, no documentation tabs open, no frantic Googling "how to reverse a string in [language]" for the 47th time. The real flex isn't the airplane mode—it's the "carefully reading error messages" part. We all know 99% of developers just copy-paste errors into Google faster than you can say "segmentation fault." This person is literally using their brain as a debugger. Absolutely unhinged behavior. Fun fact: Studies show that developers spend about 35% of their time searching for solutions online. This madlad is operating in hard mode while the rest of us have ChatGPT on speed dial. Respect the hustle, but also... why torture yourself?

Guess I'll Wait It Out...

AI Hardware Programming

1 day ago 176.1K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of tech employment. You grind through the job hunt, finally land that position, start dreaming about upgrading your potato laptop with your first real paycheck... and then the AI bubble bursts right when you're about to click "Buy Now" on that sweet gaming rig. So you sit there with your ancient machine, watching the market implode, knowing that prebuilt you wanted is now either out of stock or somehow MORE expensive despite the recession. Classic tech worker timing: always one economic disaster away from decent hardware. At least you still have a job... for now. Time to learn how to build PCs from spare parts like it's 2008 again.

Nice Achievement Btw

Programming

1 day ago 178.7K views 0 shares

When your LinkedIn profile is so barren you're out here listing campus tours as education credentials. "Stanford University - 45 minute campus tour (Was not accepted)" is the professional equivalent of putting "I know a guy who knows Python" on your resume. The brutal honesty is actually respectable though - most people would just leave it vague or conveniently forget to mention the rejection part. But nah, this person went full transparency mode: "Yes, I was there. No, they didn't want me. Still counts, right?" It's like adding "Visited Google headquarters cafeteria" under work experience. The fact they even bothered to include the year makes it even funnier - like they're documenting their rejection for posterity. At least they got 10 experiences to show off, which is 10 more than my GitHub contributions this month.

The 'Perfect Date' No One Expected

Programming Databases Backend

1 day ago 131.5K views 0 shares

Someone asks about romance and gets a LECTURE on date formatting instead. Because nothing says "I'm emotionally available" quite like having strong opinions about DD/MM/YYYY versus MM/DD/YYYY versus YYYY-MM-DD. The real plot twist? They're not wrong though. Other formats ARE confusing, especially when Americans write 03/04/2024 and the rest of the world has to play a fun guessing game of "is that March 4th or April 3rd?" DD/MM/YYYY eliminates the chaos and brings order to the universe. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have properly structured temporal data? Romance is dead, long live ISO standards!

I Am The IT Department

AWS Devops React Git Kubernetes

1 day ago 158.2K views 0 shares

Oh honey, you sweet summer child recruiter. You think you're hiring ONE person? Bless your heart. You've basically listed the skill requirements for an entire Fortune 500 company's tech division and slapped "Full Stack Developer" on it like it's a cute little job title. Backend? Check. Frontend? Check. Three different databases because apparently one wasn't enough trauma? Check. The ENTIRE AWS ecosystem? Sure, why not! Oh and while we're at it, throw in system administration, containerization, orchestration, AND test-driven development because clearly this mythical unicorn developer has 47 hours in their day. The punchline hits different because it's TRUE. This isn't a job posting—it's a cry for help disguised as a LinkedIn post. They're not looking for a developer; they're looking for someone to BE the entire IT infrastructure while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: $65k and unlimited coffee).

What's On Your Christmas List?

Debugging Programming Testing

2 days ago 174.6K views 1 shares

Oh, Santa baby, just slip some working code under the tree! Forget the new laptop, the mechanical keyboard, or even a raise—this developer is asking for the ONE miracle that even Santa's elves can't deliver: error-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. The absolute AUDACITY of this wish list. Might as well ask for world peace or for CSS to make sense. Santa's sitting there reading this like "Kid, I can bring you a PS5, I can bring you socks, but I'm not a wizard." The reindeer are literally shaking their heads in the background knowing this is more impossible than fitting down a chimney. The real tragedy? Deep down, every developer knows they're getting another year of "undefined is not a function" and "works on my machine" instead. Ho ho... no.

The Senior Devs Expectations Vs The Junior Devs Resources

Hardware Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

2 days ago 178.0K views 0 shares

The Senior Devs Expectations Vs The Junior Devs Resources

Oh, you want me to build a scalable microservices architecture with real-time data processing and machine learning capabilities? Sure thing, boss! Let me just fire up this laptop from 2012 that takes 15 minutes to boot and has 4GB of RAM that's already crying from running Slack and Chrome simultaneously. Senior devs really out here expecting you to pilot a Boeing 787 Dreamliner while handing you a tricycle with a basket. "Just make it work" they say, as if sheer willpower can compile code faster on a potato. Meanwhile, they're sitting on their MacBook Pros with 64GB of RAM complaining about how "slow" their builds are. The audacity of expecting enterprise-level performance from hardware that struggles to run VS Code without sounding like it's about to achieve liftoff is truly unmatched. But hey, at least the tricycle has a basket for your crushed dreams and cold coffee!

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