You know you've reached peak developer insanity when your regex patterns look like someone smashed their keyboard while having a seizure, yet somehow they successfully parse mathematical equations. These two absolute monstrosities are the kind of patterns you write at 2 AM, test once, confirm they work, and then never touch again because even you don't understand what you created. The best part? They probably started as something simple like ^\d+$ and evolved into eldritch horrors through "just one more edge case" syndrome. Future you will open this file, see these patterns, and immediately close it while questioning your life choices. But hey, they parse math equations, so who's the real genius here?