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I Don't Trust Myself

I Don't Trust Myself
The existential crisis when VS Code asks if you trust yourself. Sure, I wrote this code, but do I trust it? Hell no. That's future me's problem when it inevitably breaks in production. The suspicious side-eye is exactly how I look at my own commit history - like finding a ticking time bomb I planted and forgot about.

Goodbye Sweetheart

Goodbye Sweetheart
That hollow feeling when you watch an AI model execute your former coding responsibilities with cold, algorithmic precision. There you sit, equal parts impressed and devastated, as your precious hand-crafted algorithms—once your pride and joy—are now just another task for the silicon overlord. The machine doesn't even have the decency to struggle with that tricky edge case that kept you up for three nights. Relationship status with your code: It's complicated.

The Ritual Of Professional Complaining

The Ritual Of Professional Complaining
The pot calling the kettle black has never been so ironic. Software engineers spend half their careers staring at legacy code muttering "who wrote this garbage?" before checking git blame and discovering it was themselves three months ago. The sacred ritual of cursing your predecessors' code is basically our version of a stand-up meeting - mandatory and therapeutic. Next time you're refactoring some unholy mess, remember: somewhere, an electrician is looking at your home wiring thinking the exact same thing.

Pick The Right One

Pick The Right One
Left side: a comfortable office chair for writing code. Right side: a toilet for the inevitable existential crisis when your code inexplicably breaks in production. The debugging throne isn't ergonomic, but it does provide the necessary time and isolation for contemplating your life choices. Most senior developers have their best debugging epiphanies there, usually right after muttering "What the actual f—" for the fifth time.

Be Like A Programmer

Be Like A Programmer
The ancient art of procrastination, elevated to a professional skill. Nothing triggers a programmer's sudden interest in that half-baked side project like a mounting pile of actual responsibilities. The side project - where bugs are exciting challenges instead of soul-crushing tickets, and there are no stakeholders asking "is it done yet?" every 15 minutes. That personal project is basically therapy without the co-pay.

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?
Gravity, mostly. Neck pain after 20 minutes would kill this setup faster than a null pointer exception kills your app. Sure, dream coding positions look cool until you realize your spine isn't compatible with version 90° rotation. The real irony? This guy's probably dreaming about fixing all those bugs he created while coding in a normal position. Peak programmer efficiency: writing code while unconscious – finally matching management's expectations of how quickly features should be delivered.

We Eating Good Tonight

We Eating Good Tonight
Finding good documentation is like spotting a unicorn with a rainbow behind it. That rare moment when you don't have to decipher cryptic README files or wade through Stack Overflow posts from 2011 feels downright spiritual. Your dinner plans? Canceled. Your social life? On hold. You're feasting on those sweet, sweet, properly formatted code examples and actually helpful explanations tonight. Savor it—tomorrow you'll probably be back to interpreting hieroglyphics written by some dev who thought "self-explanatory" was a legitimate documentation strategy.

It's Now Their Turn

It's Now Their Turn
Remember when we used to mock the "prompt engineering" folks? Well, karma's a compiler error without line numbers. Now we've got "vibe coders" who don't even bother understanding the AI model's capabilities—they just keep tweaking prompts until something works, then claim they're "coding." And here we are, seasoned devs who spent decades mastering algorithms and design patterns, watching these prompt-whisperers get hired for six figures. The future isn't what we thought it'd be, but at least we still have our Stack Overflow bookmarks.

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of every web developer captured on a utility pole! 😱 That sign is basically the battle cry of anyone who's ever had a client ask for a "simple website" and then proceed to unleash 47 revisions, demand e-commerce functionality, and expect you to be their on-call therapist at 2AM when they can't figure out how to update their own text. "$500. 7 DAYS." is the most DELUSIONAL fantasy in tech history! And that "I'm not your therapist" part? HONEY, truer words have never been plastered on public infrastructure! Every freelancer just felt that in their SOUL. The audacity of clients expecting emotional support with their WordPress login is the eighth deadly sin!

Run It Again Maybe It Works

Run It Again Maybe It Works
The universal debugging technique that absolutely nobody admits to using. Running the same broken code repeatedly without changes is like checking if the refrigerator magically filled with food since you last looked 5 minutes ago. It's the programming equivalent of pushing a door marked "pull" and then pushing harder when it doesn't open. The best part? That one time it actually worked because of some cosmic timing glitch, thus reinforcing this completely irrational behavior for the rest of your career.

Priorities Of A Modern Developer

Priorities Of A Modern Developer
The code isn't going to write itself while you're scrolling through memes about not writing code. Self-awareness level: uncomfortably high. That unfinished pull request isn't getting any younger, but here we are... looking at yet another distracted boyfriend meme instead of fixing that memory leak.

The Real Programming Curriculum

The Real Programming Curriculum
Sure, you could waste time learning syntax fundamentals. Or you could master the actual skill that pays the bills: advanced search engine manipulation. Four years of computer science education vs. typing "how to center div stackoverflow" at 2pm on a Friday before deployment. The choice is clear.