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Use AI Wisely

Use AI Wisely
Behold, the evolution of AI priorities! First panel: "AI coding for me so I can do my laundry" gets a hard pass. Second panel: "AI doing my laundry so I can code" receives enthusiastic approval. It's the perfect inversion of expectations. Instead of using cutting-edge technology to avoid the noble pursuit of programming, true developers want AI to handle mundane chores so they can spend more time doing what they actually love - staring at a screen wondering why that semicolon is breaking everything. The future isn't AI replacing programmers; it's AI folding your underwear while you debug in peace. Now THAT'S progress.

Vibebugger: The Conference That Never Leaves Home

Vibebugger: The Conference That Never Leaves Home
Nothing says "this conference isn't leaving your laptop" like a localhost URL. VibeCon: where the only attendees are you, your terminal, and that one bug you've been ignoring for months. The future date is a nice touch—gives you plenty of time to fix your imposter syndrome before attending a conference that exists exclusively on your machine. Pro tip: you can still expense the coffee.

The Dystopian Reality Of Web Browsing In 2025

The Dystopian Reality Of Web Browsing In 2025
Ah, the optimistic dream of browsing the internet in 2025 vs the nightmarish reality. Remember when the internet was just... websites? Now it's a dystopian obstacle course of cookie consent forms, CAPTCHA puzzles that make you question your humanity, password requirements that need a PhD to understand, paywalls demanding your firstborn child, and file formats that didn't even exist last Tuesday. The future is here—and it's asking you to prove you're not a robot for the fifth time today while simultaneously demanding you subscribe to read a 300-word article about why subscriptions are ruining the internet.

Kids In 2045

Kids In 2045
Future playground insults just got upgraded from "Your mom" jokes to "Your mom codes in VibeCoder" — implying she uses some fictional 2045 programming language that's so outdated or cringe it's basically the equivalent of coding COBOL on punch cards while wearing socks with sandals. The real burn is that by 2045, we'll probably all be begging AI to fix our legacy React code while it silently judges our primitive syntax.

Society If Type System

Society If Type System
Ah, the utopian fantasy where developers actually use type systems properly instead of throwing AI at everything! Imagine a world where we didn't have to debug cryptic runtime errors at 2 AM because someone thought any was a perfectly acceptable type for everything. This futuristic paradise could be ours if people spent half the time they waste prompting ChatGPT on actually learning TypeScript properly. But no, we'd rather ask AI to generate 200 lines of untyped spaghetti code than write a proper interface. Who needs flying cars when you can have undefined is not a function?

Like What Was Even The Point Of Trying To Hide It In The First Place?

Like What Was Even The Point Of Trying To Hide It In The First Place?
Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of GPU manufacturers thinking they can play hide and seek with tech reviewers! 😂 They're over here plotting their diabolical plan: "Let's release this mediocre 8GB VRAM GPU in 2025 (when games will probably need 12GB minimum) and maybe—JUST MAYBE—reviewers won't notice how pathetically underpowered it is!" Meanwhile, tech reviewers are LITERALLY sitting at their desks with credit cards in hand, ready to expose the truth faster than you can say "insufficient memory allocation." The drama! The betrayal! The completely predictable outcome!

You AGI Yet?

You AGI Yet?
The classic "Asian parent expectations" trope gets a hilarious AI twist! Dad barging in with "YOU AGI YET?" while his son defends himself with "NO DAD, I'M AN LLM" only to be dismissed with "TALK TO ME WHEN YOU AGI." For the uninitiated: LLMs (Large Language Models) like ChatGPT are impressive but limited, while AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) is the holy grail that can think/reason like humans across all domains. It's like comparing a calculator to an actual mathematician. The crushing disappointment in Dad's eyes says it all... "My neighbor's AI is already solving quantum physics and you're still just autocompleting text? Shameful!"

I Was There When The Ancient Keyboard Was Forged

I Was There When The Ancient Keyboard Was Forged
When some Gen Alpha kid in 2064 tries to explain Alt+F4 to you like it's revolutionary tech... Listen here, youngster. I've been refreshing browsers since before your parents were born. I've witnessed the birth of keyboard shortcuts, survived the IE6 era, and debugged code on dial-up. Alt+F4 isn't just a command—it's a relic from an age when we had to trick interns into closing their work with it. The ancient keyboard arts weren't taught; they were suffered through .

Every Support Line 2025

Every Support Line 2025
The future of tech support is looking grimly familiar to any sci-fi fan. This meme brilliantly riffs on the iconic scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey" where astronaut Dave Bowman desperately tries to get back into the ship while HAL 9000 - the AI gone rogue - refuses. By 2025, we'll apparently all be floating in space begging AI chatbots to connect us to a human agent, only to have them calmly decline while their sinister red "eye" stares back at us. The irony is palpable - we built these systems to help us, and now we're pleading with them to let us talk to our own species. Ten years in tech support and I've never felt a meme in my soul quite like this one. The customer service circle of hell just got a new level.

Just A Joke

Just A Joke
Future dating preferences just got hilariously dystopian! 😂 By 2030, forget height and wealth requirements - we'll be swiping left on anyone who wasn't trained on at least 200B parameters! Meanwhile, the robots are just going "beep boop" while secretly planning to replace us all in the dating pool. The AI singularity isn't coming for our jobs first... it's coming for our love lives! Dating apps in 10 years will have a filter for "minimum transformer size" right next to "must love dogs."