Daddy What Did You Do In The Great AWS Outage Of 2025

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Daddy What Did You Do In The Great AWS Outage Of 2025

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Future bedtime stories will feature tales of the mythical AWS outage of 2025. Dad sits there, thousand-yard stare, remembering how he just watched the status page turn red while half the internet collapsed because someone decided DynamoDB should be the single point of failure for... everything. The real heroes were the on-call engineers who had to explain to executives why their million-dollar systems were defeated by a database hiccup. Meanwhile, the rest of us just refreshed Twitter until that went down too.

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