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Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

Remember when AWS was just "that place to store files and run servers"? Yeah, those were simpler times. Now it's evolved into a Lovecraftian nightmare where you need 37 Lambda functions to move a file from one S3 bucket to another, and debugging CloudFormation feels like deciphering ancient runes while caffeinated and full of existential dread. The brutal honesty here cuts deep: IAM was supposed to "manage access" but instead gave everyone admin privileges because nobody understands it. And that 99.99% uptime? Marketing gold while your instances are rebooting at ungodly hours. Fast forward to 2026, and you're subscribed to 287 services, actively use maybe 5, and your AWS bill is $372 for reasons that would take a forensic accountant to unravel. The propeller hat guy asking for alpha access money perfectly captures the Stockholm syndrome we've all developed with cloud providers. The real kicker? We keep coming back for more services because surely this one will solve all our problems. Narrator: It won't.

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

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If Dumbledore had access to AWS IAM policies, Voldemort would've never stood a chance. Just slap a Deny * on everything and hide the Philosopher's Stone in an S3 bucket with 47 layers of resource-based policies, cross-account role assumptions, and permission boundaries that even the Dark Lord's best Legilimency couldn't penetrate. The username @iamdeveloper is chef's kiss here—because nothing says "I understand AWS Identity and Access Management" quite like literally being named IAM Developer. The real magic isn't wands and spells; it's figuring out why your Lambda function can't access that DynamoDB table even though you swear you gave it the right permissions three hours ago. Fun fact: AWS IAM policies are basically the horcruxes of cloud infrastructure—you create them thinking you're securing your soul (data), but end up with fragments scattered everywhere that you can't remember or control.