Programmers In 2025 Be Like

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Oh, the TRAGEDY! 😭 Here we are, slaving away in the digital coal mines, writing beautiful code that makes users squeal with delight, while our own existential suffering goes completely unnoticed! Sure, let's spend 47 meetings discussing if that button should be periwinkle blue or seafoam teal for the precious users, but HEAVEN FORBID we talk about the developer sobbing into their keyboard at 2AM because the legacy codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers! The silent tears of developers everywhere, captured perfectly in this crying cat's soul-crushing gaze. Our pain is IMMEASURABLE and our day is RUINED! Where's OUR ergonomic workspace? Where's OUR intuitive interface? The audacity of it all!

Ah, the classic "npm post-install job hunt" saga! The maintainer of core-js (a critical library that half the internet depends on) is literally begging for financial support and a job in the terminal output every time someone installs his package. Fast forward to GitHub where someone opened an issue asking if he ever found employment, only to discover that years later, he's still jobless... and possibly in prison? Nothing says "sustainable open source" quite like maintaining code that powers billions of dollars of tech while simultaneously being unemployed and incarcerated. The real 404 error was the career opportunities that never loaded.

The eternal battle between corporate security protocols and chaotic startup energy. Enterprise sec-ops teams are having an absolute meltdown watching ex-startup engineers deploy code without 17 approval layers and a blood sacrifice. Meanwhile, the startup veteran is screaming back because they can't push to production at 2AM after three energy drinks anymore. Nothing says "cultural clash" quite like someone who once deployed with git push --force trying to navigate a change management process that requires signatures from people who don't even work at the company anymore.

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This meme perfectly captures that moment of pure dread when your "it's just scaffolding" PR turns into a code apocalypse. You confidently hand over your pull request to the senior engineer, only for them to discover you've somehow managed to change 741 files with nearly 100,000 additions and 44,000 deletions. That look of absolute horror on the senior dev's face is worth a thousand compiler errors! Next time maybe try explaining that you were "refactoring the architecture" instead of "accidentally committing the entire node_modules folder." The scaffolding excuse works about as well as "the dog ate my deployment keys."