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The ancient art of debugging with print statements. When your code breaks at 2 AM and you're too tired to figure out proper breakpoints, you just litter your codebase with console.log("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , or System.out.println("KILL ME") . It's like leaving breadcrumbs through the forest of your broken logic. Sure, proper debugging tools exist, but nothing beats the raw, primal satisfaction of watching your terminal fill with desperate messages as you narrow down exactly where everything went to hell.

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That moment when you've consumed 7 energy drinks, questioned your career choices, and blamed the compiler, only to discover you've been using = instead of == the entire time. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from staring at the screen—they're from the soul-crushing realization that you wasted 4 hours of your life because you couldn't type a second equals sign. The best part? You'll absolutely do it again next week.

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!