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Content Now that the summer is over do you guys have any interesting intern stories (from either the intern perspective or vice versa? in CSCareerQuestions by blackjack95129 1 88 0 92 1d goingtocalifornia25 1 251 The other intern on my team had 1 commit for our project, I had 47. 22h Gyuudon 96 chadsexytime 57 HugeRichard11 50 ToastedFlapJacks 12 CE Student TuckFottenham 1 10 Intern, Amazon V PROchief 3 Ben1182367 238 22h For much of my time I was assigned no work, and then at the end of my employment I got berated by my boss for a good 15 minutes for not doing enough work. By then end of the summer I only had 1 commit on the whole project while my partner had like 50. Idk how he got so much to do.

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That precarious bridge is held together by nothing but legacy code and prayers. You know deep in your soul that removing those 200 lines of commented-out spaghetti from 2012 will somehow cause the entire production system to implode, despite all logic suggesting otherwise. The best part? Six months later, you'll finally get the courage to delete it, only to discover that three critical functions were actually referencing a variable buried in there. Classic software engineering - where superstition is just another design pattern.

Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

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