Why Are They Like That

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Why Are They Like That

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of watching a debugging tutorial only to discover the presenter is frantically searching for semicolons in VSCode like it's 2025 and we're still doing this primitive nonsense! 😱 The cat's face is literally my soul leaving my body when I realize these tutorials are made by people who can't even use keyboard shortcuts. SEMICOLONS, PEOPLE! The eternal nemesis of every developer since the dawn of time, haunting us even in our futuristic IDE fantasies. The trauma is REAL!

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