Why Are They Like That

Ah yes, the classic "let's solve our timezone bugs by just forbidding users from traveling" approach. Nothing says "I don't want to deal with DateTime formatting" quite like legally restricting human movement across the globe. Instead of fixing that pesky UTC conversion issue, why not just make it the user's problem? Brilliant! Next up: "Software won't crash if you only use it while standing on one foot and humming the national anthem."

Content Is it common for software engineers to take out their laptops on the train only to stare at it without doing anything? Well, yes... Legally, you have to or you'll lose your license as a software engineer. LOL. But seriously, he just shut his laptop, opened it back up, pressed a button and resumed staring at it... Oh yeah! Now he's browsing his phone while staring... It's called debugging. You stare at the code until it works again! . Why do you guys get paid so much?

The classic Jurassic Park quote gets a corporate tech twist! While companies boast about investing in cutting-edge infrastructure and fancy office perks, they somehow always manage to run their entire operation on a skeleton crew of underpaid IT folks. One sysadmin desperately trying to maintain 200+ servers while management wonders why the network keeps going down. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" echoes through the building as the lone IT person contemplates whether the dinosaurs had it easier than dealing with printer issues for the 5th time today.

Content This is Bill Bill is not a Computer Scince major When Bill meet anyone who is CS major Bill did not ask them to fix his computer. Bill is smart Be like Bill

Content debugging with print statements debugging by writing to temporary files

This code is the programming equivalent of filling a bathtub one teaspoon at a time while expanding the bathtub after each spoon. 😱 Instead of reading the file in chunks or pre-allocating memory, this monster allocates exactly ONE byte, reads ONE character, reallocates the ENTIRE array, and repeats for EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER. The malloc/realloc combo is basically begging the memory manager to have a nervous breakdown. The performance would be so catastrophically bad that you could probably go make a sandwich between reading "Hello" and "World". It's like watching someone solve a maze by rebuilding the entire universe after each step.