Vibe Coders Be Like: The Four Horsemen Of Deployment

BEHOLD! The four horsemen of startup development! Cracking knuckles with excessive confidence, dramatically crying when it all falls apart, stretching before the coding marathon, and the AUDACITY of that fourth panel - "Make no mistakes." MAKE NO MISTAKES?! Sweetie, that's like telling a fish not to get wet! The sheer delusion of thinking you'll write flawless code while your codebase is held together with duct tape, hopes, and Stack Overflow prayers. The filename "200k-mrr-startup-plz.md" is just the cherry on top of this desperation sundae. Honey, your markdown file isn't going to manifest $200k monthly recurring revenue!