Are You Serious Right Now?

Content Me: I can fix this bug in 30 minutes! Me in 30 minutes:

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

Content Maybe if I rerun the compilation without changing anything it will fixes by itself

The fastest way to financial ruin? Not crypto, not NFTs, but enabling max mode in your cursor. For the uninitiated, max mode in editors like Vim or Emacs gives your cursor superpowers—and by superpowers, I mean the ability to absolutely demolish your codebase with a single keystroke. One minute you're editing a config file, the next you've deleted half your project because your pinky finger twitched. It's basically playing code Russian roulette with all chambers loaded.

The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.

Content I spent 4 hours debugging a multi-threaded lock contention bug in a CLI tool. Then I watched 2 rockets land up right on their assigned landing pads at the exact same time after launching a vehicle in space. I quit. T 00:08:02 STAGE 2 TELEMETRY SPEED ALTITUDE 23155 kmh 178 FALCON HEAVY TEST FLIGHT STARTUP MAX-O MAIN ENGINE CUTOFF LIFTOFF BOOSTER ENGINE CUTOFF FAIRING DEPLOY SPACEX