Are You Serious Right Now?

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Are You Serious Right Now?

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL when you spend three hours "fixing" code only to discover you've transformed a working system into a dumpster fire of errors! 🔥 One minute you're smugly typing that final semicolon, the next you're staring into the abyss of a console vomiting red errors like it's possessed. Your face? EXACTLY like SpongeBob and Patrick's stunned expressions. The universe is literally laughing at your hubris right now. This is why we can't have nice things in development!

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