Pass Me The Salt... But How?

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7 months ago 319,277 views 1 shares

Pass Me The Salt... But How?

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That moment when even dinner conversations turn into technical debates. Normal people ask for salt, but programmers immediately need to know the implementation details. Pass-by-value makes a copy (enjoy your own salt shaker), while pass-by-reference just hands you the original (here, use mine). Ten years into coding and I still overthink simple interactions like this. The real question is whether the salt has immutable properties...

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