Pass Me The Salt... But How?

Content GitHub github 16m We're thrilled to announce that we've entered into an acquisition agreement with Microsoft! news.microsoft.com?p406917 Microsoft GitHub Top 10 Anime Betrayals 1.4M views

Content snaek king Today at 12:28 PM they got an Al to play Tetris with the goal of surviving for as long as possible. It paused the game.

Content 4GHz CPU 2TB FUSION DRIVE 32GB OF RAM WOW THATS WORKING FAST print("Hello World") Hello World

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no comments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code ProdrammerHumor.io

Left Ctrl gets all the attention with a forest of microphones while Right Ctrl sits there wondering why it even showed up to work today. Just like in real life where everyone uses Left Ctrl+C/V/Z but Right Ctrl might as well be decorative plastic. The keyboard equivalent of that coworker who gets paid the same as you but does 5% of the work.

Ah, the evolution of game development—from heroic optimization wizards to corporate dumpster fires. Remember when devs were literal coding gods who could fit entire games in kilobytes and make them run on a potato? Now we've got these "Triple A" clowns shipping 50GB broken messes, requiring NASA computers, and forcing you to be online just to play a single-player game. The best part is the "optimization" advice. "Just buy a better PC, bro" is the game dev equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" except it costs you $2000. And let's not even address whatever the hell is happening with that breast milk situation. Modern gaming, everyone! 👏