No Social Life, Just Pull Requests

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No Social Life, Just Pull Requests

open-source-memes, github-memes, coding-memes, pull-request-memes, social-life-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The sacred midnight ritual of contributing to open source projects waits for no social life. That guy isn't antisocial—he's just got 47 GitHub issues assigned to him and a maintainer breathing down his neck about that PR he promised "by end of week." The irony is he's probably fixing something that only three people in the world will ever use, but damn if it won't feel good when that merge request gets approved.

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