No Social Life, Just Pull Requests

Oh honey, the EVOLUTION of game developers is sending me to the SHADOW REALM! 💀 Back in the golden era, these GODS OF CODE were out here flexing their optimization skills like "behold my 97kb masterpiece that would make your calculator weep!" They'd write entire games in Assembly like it was a casual weekend hobby and not actual TORTURE. Fast forward to today's "Triple A" devs who are LITERALLY shipping 500GB monstrosities with day-one patches bigger than the entire gaming industry circa 1995. They're out here with their haunted, sleep-deprived faces basically saying "our game barely functions, but hey, buy a new PC or perish!" The breast milk thief subplot is just the cherry on top of this disaster sundae. I cannot EVEN with this industry anymore!

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The five stages of debugging grief, captured on a single t-shirt! First comes the rage ("I hate programming"), then the denial with proper capitalization ("I hate Programming"), followed by the bargaining phase ("It works!"), and finally the sweet, sweet Stockholm syndrome ("I love programming"). The relationship between developers and their code is basically an emotional rollercoaster that loops every 47 minutes. Just another day in the life of someone whose happiness depends entirely on whether a semicolon is in the right place.

OH. MY. GOD. The computer science department has officially LOST IT! 💀 Some poor university decided that "Introduction to Algorithms" wasn't trendy enough, so they've gone FULL FURRY with "FURRY 101" as an actual course! The academic world is CRUMBLING before our eyes! Next semester they'll probably offer "Advanced UwU Programming" and "Tail-Oriented Development." This is what happens when you let programmers who spend too much time alone with their code finally get control of the curriculum. The stereotype just yeeted itself into reality!

When your UI designer puts a trash icon on the save button. Nothing says "I value your work" quite like suggesting it belongs in the bin the moment it's completed. Seven years of developing and I still get that split-second panic attack wondering if I just deleted everything instead of saving it. The ultimate trust exercise in modern software.

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