When You Have More Imagination Than Logic

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Content Developer: ( leaving office on time) Project manager: "We don't do that here"

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The career progression of programmers, as told by burial containers. From wooden coffins to ancient Egyptian treasures – the difference? Documentation that doesn't make your colleagues want to mummify you alive. Let's be honest, writing clean code is one thing, but those who take the time to explain why they implemented that bizarre regex pattern at 2AM deserve pharaoh-level treatment in the afterlife. The rest of us? Just toss us in a pine box when we inevitably die from caffeine overdose.

The ultimate programmer's paradox: spending 80 hours automating a 2-hour task, only to realize you've just coded yourself out of a job. That moment of horrified self-awareness when your efficiency algorithm is too efficient. Congratulations, you've achieved peak productivity—now update that LinkedIn profile! The corporate world's version of sawing off the branch you're sitting on, except you designed the saw, optimized its cutting pattern, and wrote documentation for whoever finds your body.

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