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The four horsemen of software development: happiness, ambition, regret, and rage. That magical moment when your functioning code suddenly reveals its true form - a dumpster fire with 258 hidden bugs. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like discovering your working code was just bugs holding hands in a trench coat. The real reason we drink coffee isn't for energy - it's to suppress the screams.

Content What You Will Be Doing Implementing Al from the ground up in projects, enhancing everything from feature development to problem-solving. Crafting Al-generated summaries to streamline knowledge across products, domains, or corporate intelligence, boosting team efficiency. Showcasing the power of Al in improving software development processes, emphasizing its role as a booster, not a replacement. What You Won't Be Doing Dwelling on manual debugging. With Al, identify and resolve issues swiftly, leaving outdated methods behind. Cetting caught in the management trap. Concentrate on what you do best-coding and creating innovative solutions-rather than getting sidetracked by managerial tasks. Senior Software Engineer Key Responsibilities Drive the integration of Al into our development process, setting new standards in innovation, efficiency, and customer satisfaction for Totogi's product suite. Basic Requirements Familiarity with different LLM architectures and the ability to select the most appropriate model for specific tasks The ability to integrate LLMs into DevOps pipelines Experience using LLMs for tasks like code generation, code completion, and automated code review The ability to integrate vector databases with LLMs for tasks like question answering or information retrieval ProdrammerHumor io

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OH. MY. GOD. The junior just pushed a commit that's basically a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE of code! 💀 +14,254 lines added in glorious green, -13,967 lines deleted in terrifying red. This isn't a commit, it's a COMPLETE REWRITE OF THE UNIVERSE! Senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks right now while frantically reaching for their blood pressure medication. The code review meeting is going to need trauma counselors on standby. What happened here? Did they accidentally paste the entire internet into our codebase? Did they decide to solve every bug by just... deleting everything and starting over? The git history will never emotionally recover from this tragedy!

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