No Matter The Time

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No Matter The Time

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The brain's selective activation protocol: completely unresponsive when asked if you're sleeping, but instantly operational when detecting a bug fix opportunity. Developers' brains have this remarkable ability to ignore basic human needs like sleep when code is involved. That bug on line 255 has probably been haunting them for days, and now their subconscious has cracked the case at the most inconvenient time possible. Sleep is temporary, but the satisfaction of fixing that elusive bug is forever.

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