The Critical Bug In Your Life Algorithm

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The Critical Bug In Your Life Algorithm

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of forgetting to handle your biological garbage collection! 💩

Some poor soul created the ultimate programmer life algorithm - eat, sleep, code, repeat - but CATASTROPHICALLY omitted the crucial poop() function! The horror! The drama! The inevitable stack overflow of... well... you know what. 🚽

I'm DYING at "PoopOverflow" - like StackOverflow's disgusting cousin that nobody wants to visit. Just imagine debugging THAT exception! "Error: Memory dump in progress" takes on a whole new meaning!

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