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Content include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout 3 5 endl; include iostream int doProduct (int, int); int main() int a 3; int b 5; std: :cout doProduct (a, b) std: : endl; return 0; DenverCoder1 summary Function that receives 2 numbers and returns their product summary param name"a"The first numberparam param name"b"The second numberparam returnsThe product of the a and breturns int doProduct (int a, int b) return a b;

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That moment when you accidentally run a query on production instead of staging. First panel: mild panic. Second panel: realizing you just leaked 2.5 billion users' data and your résumé is already outdated. The best part? That smile isn't happiness—it's the face of someone who knows their career just ended but the severance package will be spectacular. Nothing says "database engineer" like casually sipping coffee while committing digital arson.

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