Don't Computer: The Impossible Command

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Don't Computer: The Impossible Command

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The ultimate advice that no programmer can follow. Using "computer" as a verb is the most chaotic energy possible—like telling a fish not to swim. The sign shows a power outlet with a stern warning to simply "Don't computer," which is basically like telling a developer to stop breathing. Next they'll be posting "Error: Success" messages and expecting us not to have an existential crisis.

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