Everything Is Important

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Everything Is Important

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Ah, the classic "it worked on my machine" scenario but with extra steps. Junior dev introduces a bug to production, sees it once during testing, can't reproduce it, and assumes it's magically fixed. Meanwhile, senior dev's expression says it all – they've seen this horror movie before and know exactly how it ends. That bug is probably sitting in production right now, waiting for the worst possible moment to resurface... like during a demo to the CEO or when everyone's trying to leave early on Friday.

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