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Content NSFW What's your 'better than sex'? Advice 52 183 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Boomshicleafaunda 5h Write code that complies without errors and runs without bugs on my first try. Reply 4 81 J talentlessbluepanda 4h Thad an orgasm just reading that. Reply 23

So you went from copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers to actually having production access? Classic speedrun to career extinction. Nothing says "I'm ready for the big leagues" quite like running rm -rf / on prod because you thought you were still in your local Docker container. The legacy monolith probably had dependencies older than your entire coding career, and you just yeeted the whole thing into the void. Career lasted about as long as a JavaScript framework's relevance. RIP 2023-2023 – born, died, and became a cautionary tale in the same breath.

When given the choice between proper multi-line comments /* */ and just spamming single-line comments // // // // , developers consistently choose chaos. It's not laziness—it's a lifestyle choice. The satisfaction of hammering that forward slash twice is just too powerful to resist. Plus, who needs structure when you can create a beautiful staircase of comment slashes that perfectly represents your declining code quality?

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Content dd Unix-like operating system command dd is a command-line utility for Unix, Unix-like operating systems and beyond, the primary purpose of which is to convert and copy files. Wikipedia Stands for: Copy and convert (called dd because cc is already in use by C compiler) Function: Copy a file, converting and formatting according to the operands Syntax: dd ifFILE ofFILE ibsN obsN bsN countN skipN seekN convnotruncnoerrorsyncfsync Example: dd iffloppy34.fs ofdevrfdOc bs32k