Do You Want This File Or Not

Client-server web development Rendering Server resources Lazy clients Computational resources Developer drama Tech entitlement

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Do You Want This File Or Not

client-server-memes, web-development-memes, rendering-memes, server-resources-memes, lazy-clients-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of these people! 💅 First they're like "Can you render this file for me?" then have the NERVE to expect you to use YOUR precious server resources?! Honey, my server isn't running a charity drive for your computational laziness! The classic client-side vs server-side battle where everyone wants the fancy results but nobody wants to sacrifice THEIR precious CPU cycles. It's like asking someone to bake you a cake and then demanding they eat it too! The sheer DRAMA of web development relationships - first date: "Can I have this file?" second date: "Why aren't you doing ALL THE WORK?!"

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