The Real Reason Arrays Start From Zero

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The Real Reason Arrays Start From Zero

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OMG, the TRAGEDY of dating a programmer! While she's over there having a full-blown relationship crisis, this man's brain is LITERALLY SHORT-CIRCUITING over why arrays start at zero instead of one! THE AUDACITY! 💀

His girlfriend thinks he's mentally cheating, but he's just mentally debugging the universe's indexing choices. The relationship is in shambles while he's contemplating the existential horror of zero-based indexing. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!

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