The Minimalist Houseguest Called Linux

The religious fervor of C programmers is no joke. While some worship at the altar of the sacred C language with its pointers and manual memory management, heretics who dare question its divinity face swift retribution. The non-believer gets literally vaporized for blasphemy against the programming deity. Next time someone tells you C is outdated, remember - segmentation faults aren't bugs, they're divine punishment for your lack of faith. Memory leaks are just your penance for not properly honoring the malloc() ritual.

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That moment when your brain is so fried you navigate to the directory you're already in, check where you are, then navigate to the same directory again, and check where you are... again. Terminal commands make perfect sense until they don't. The real question is how many more times would this loop have continued if the screenshot hadn't mercifully ended.

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