STOP THE PRESSES! The AI world is just one gigantic game of musical chairs where EVERYONE gets to be "the world's most powerful model" for exactly 37 seconds! 🎭
It's the tech industry's most dramatic soap opera - OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and random startups playing hot potato with the "most powerful" crown in this chaotic circle of hype. One minute Claude is the golden child, then Gemini steals the spotlight, then Grok crashes the party!
Meanwhile, developers are having existential crises trying to keep up with which API to integrate THIS week. By the time GPT-5 launches, we'll all be too emotionally exhausted to care! 💀