But Yes, We Are Exactly Like That

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But Yes, We Are Exactly Like That

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When someone reduces your entire professional identity to "rainbow computer with 2 monitors," it's both wildly inaccurate and... completely accurate. The audacity of non-developers to think our job is just pretty lights and extra screens! Meanwhile, we're silently judging them while surrounded by our RGB keyboards, light-up mousepads, and triple monitor setups we "absolutely need for productivity." The duality of being offended while knowing they've basically nailed it is the eternal developer paradox.

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