Software Engineering Cheat Sheet

[text] SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET Source TheCooperReview.com Its a nontrivial wont be able to copy and amount of work paste This is a temporary This is a permanent solution solution Il be finished by wont tell you which Monday Monday Thats funny Iliterally hate you Do you want it done It will be neither fast or do you want it done right Just file abug Ihave no idea what youre saying right now Thats an expansion forgot you needed that feature of scope We cant test that We can but we wont Ill just put it behind It will never ship flag for now I cant realistically 1dont know how estimates work estimate that I dont think users will Ihave dinner reservations af 8 care about that This is an Alpha release It doesnt work This is a Beta release We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesnt wor Ill add that to the Im hoping youll forget about it backlog We are focusingon Im going to go take a nap high priority fixes only